What title would your novel have?

‘Well That didn’t Work did it’

My biography would be called Waiting for Whales. Mainly because when I lived in the outer Hebrides whales regularly were spotted. But inevitably by the time I got there they had gone. This sort of sums up aspects of my life really. So maybe one day it will get written.

'I don't believe it' would be rather appropriate for mine.

Mine:Kidnapped by a Rasta in Dudley

My best mate: Tazerred in Bulgaria

I think I am the only person I know who has never nursed a secret desire to write a novel. Not even a really dreadful one. I couldn't and I know it. So it is no novel with no name.

What if?

" If Only"

"Nothing on the Clock but the Maker's Name".

I’m on my third and I’m not telling.

The Procrastinator, I'm going to start writing it tomorrow.

The Dog Ate My Caramac.

Live and Learn

Mayhap.

Today is Yesterday’s Tomorrow

The aardvark that bought our house.

Just get on and write it. Think about potential readership. Autobiographies are probably not of any interest to people outside your family so write a novel. Stop prevaricating and do it!

Grand Designs - Lessons in Failure.

I do wish we had a like button as some of these have made me smile.

Not the title of an autobiography or novel, Aveline
Actually my latest way of getting off to sleep is writing a story in my head, I never get past the first page!

A storyline coming to me as I'm trying to sleep keeps me awake foxie48 it's annoying but also interesting! Can't win.

'Down the pan' - a fast-moving novel set in the fluid world of water companies.

I did write a fairly awful novel in my late teens, typing it on an old upright Remington. I called it "Jesus had Hay Fever", which seemed appropriate and meaningful at the time, but I cannot now remember why.

The Quiet House.
About a lonely person.

I also wrote a novel when I left school. It was about being a teenager. Sadly I threw it away. I'd love to read it now.

I wrote a novel once, title Shouting in a Vacuum. I was quite proud of title as I felt it expressed the protagonist’s despair. If I wrote my autobiography (which I’d never do) I’d call it Flippin’ Heck, Not Again!