What title would your novel have?

I had a chance to think about this…

Only the Experienced Need Apply

Nannyjaxx

As an ex publican mine would have to be ;
My life behind bars.

That’s just a brilliant book title!

My autobiography - Just a little prick, the life and times of an urban vampire

Ex NHS staff 😂 lots of entertaining stories

Paperbackwriter

The OP's title would be far too long for any publisher to accept, though I do rather like it myself. I speak as one who has written 20 novels!

This was a light hearted post and not intended to be on the cover of a novel. You have written 20 novels?! So?!

Hitler: His Part In My Downfall 2 ….

No place for old women.

Fanny. If only I had! 🤷🏻‍♀️

No One Came

I wrote short story for an American magazine competition when I was fifteen. The magazine sent me a refusal letter saying "We can't all be champs."

Patsy70

‘Could have done better!’

Tell me about it!

‘Could have done better!’

The OP's title would be far too long for any publisher to accept, though I do rather like it myself. I speak as one who has written 20 novels!

I like A Life Behind Bars, Nannyjax.
It has been said, I can't remember by whom, that everyone has a book in them and that is where it should stay. It doesn't stop a lot of us dreaming about it, though.

I've been halfway through (and stuck) with writing a children's book for a very long time but now I am semi-retiring perhaps I will finish it. For this reason I will not say the title. However, any book l do write will have music as its theme and l am also a violinist so Another String to my Bow might be rather appropriate.

I've written mine - but I'm not telling. Somebody might nick it!

More Laughter than Tears

Mine would be 'Lonning Lass", a tale from the other side of the fells.

Useless, Idle, Good-For-Nothing Child.

I want to be a Great Grandma but not the mother of a granddad

Mine would be either
Is this it?
Or
Area prone to fog ( which road sign we passed recently.)

Everyone has a story within them.

I am convinced. I know I do - so many varied life experiences - and I survived!

Never knew what to call it though, but after reading this great thread I am inclined to riff off from M0nica’s last sentence and call it A Novel With No Name.
Perfect!
USA Gundy

I love the title "People of the Mist" but that's already been done.

So it would have to be "The Disappointed Woman". Such a miserable title, no-one would read it, and not have to subject themselves to my terrible writing skills.

Not so much swimming as going through the motions - diary of a free-swimmer

On reading some of these titles I would definitely be choosing them from a Good Reads list. They are brilliant.

My life story would be called “Kiss Off” ….. as “P off” would probably not be printed ! I’ve never been lucky enough to meet my knight in shining armour, just a lot of idiots in tin foil ! Could fill a book with unsuitable males 🤣 I’ve had the misfortune to come across.