I have never been to a rock festival in my life, and I don't intend to change that record. Come to that, I have never been to a 'rock' (in its widest definition) concert in my life, and have never felt the need to do so. The prospect of doing so has all the attraction of one of the outer circles of Hell. Am I missing something?
Farage’s furious clash with Times editor stuns figures close to him. This will not end well…
Does anyone have a middle name?


. I might get to Southwell next weekend to see the Morris Dancing but won’t be going to the folk festival. It used to be free online but I think you have to pay now.