WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

Don’t be bashful Admiral, doc is here, now bend over, just a little scratch

Ok Brook just make sure he takes his hook off fir ….. too late. 😱. Now now Admiral, don’t make a fuss, it’s just a small cut. I’m sure you’ll be fine…..just be careful Ho you sit down for a few days. 😣

Righty ho Doodle he can help the Admiral getting into the back of the panto horse - looks like he’s struggling a bit

Love the outfit ixion. Unusual take on Buttons 🤔

Will somebody please tell the Captain we are not doing Peter Pan this year and he’s going to take someone’s eye out with that hook if he’s not careful. 😡

There’s an Echo in here

Look out Pittcity, he’s behind you

Oooh watch out Pittcity it’s behind you!

Careful Ixion, now you’ve sprayed the mirror, who’s gonna tell us who’s the fairest of us all

Oh yes it is

LauraNorderr

Panto night tonight. Is everybody ready.

Oh no it isn't!

I've sourced this for the more intrepid.
Anyone fancy a Shirley Eaton moment?
Gold Finger- or anywhere else?

Streets paved with gold, even?
Here's just the thing. I went for Shabby Chic shade.
Very us, I thought.
Well, shabby, if not chic.
Anyone got a brush?

Doodle likes being sleeping beauty as she can have her usual ten pints and nobody will notice.

You've done a lovely job with Alarma brook but is Gnasher's bow tie supposed to be on his head. Humpfree seems to be in a pickle with his kilt.

Is Alarma playing Cinderella or one of the not so pretty sisters.
I’m wondering if Jude Law, in his current ahemmm shall we say GGravy fattened state could dress up as a Christmas pudding for the panto later

Witty Dickington is bringing his pussy in tonight. Watch the llamas don’t pinch its boots.

I sneaked into your cellar GG and there they all were sitting on beanbags eating steak and chips. Big crate of beer there for them too. I said I'd come to help them escape but they wouldn't come. They are all twice the men they were.

Alarmas ready
Not sure about the others yet ,,,

I suppose you can’t leave the plumber GG, it would be a bit of a wrench.

I let a lad in earlier, with a little lamp, asked me to rub it, flipping cheek.
I think your costume might need a slurp of poteen to calm it down AGA

I am definitely keeping the plumber, no negotiation 🚰

You can have the Health and Safety man, but beware he doesn’t like anything which isn’t safe

Having some trouble with my furry godmother outfit. It keeps struggling.

All the waiters are grumpy, sleepy, dopey, dozy, not one of them is happy tonight.

Panto night tonight. Is everybody ready.