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WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

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LauraNorderr Sat 02-Dec-23 19:39:01

Wanted bar staff, pot washers, llama minders, customers in posh frocks.

LauraNorderr Fri 08-Dec-23 21:21:14

Don’t be bashful Admiral, doc is here, now bend over, just a little scratch

Doodle Fri 08-Dec-23 20:46:30

Ok Brook just make sure he takes his hook off fir ….. too late. 😱. Now now Admiral, don’t make a fuss, it’s just a small cut. I’m sure you’ll be fine…..just be careful Ho you sit down for a few days. 😣

brook2704 Fri 08-Dec-23 20:43:23

Righty ho Doodle he can help the Admiral getting into the back of the panto horse - looks like he’s struggling a bit

Doodle Fri 08-Dec-23 20:42:03

Love the outfit ixion. Unusual take on Buttons 🤔

Doodle Fri 08-Dec-23 20:38:39

Will somebody please tell the Captain we are not doing Peter Pan this year and he’s going to take someone’s eye out with that hook if he’s not careful. 😡

LauraNorderr Fri 08-Dec-23 20:23:29

There’s an Echo in here

LauraNorderr Fri 08-Dec-23 20:22:25

Look out Pittcity, he’s behind you

brook2704 Fri 08-Dec-23 20:21:57

Oooh watch out Pittcity it’s behind you!

LauraNorderr Fri 08-Dec-23 20:17:50

Careful Ixion, now you’ve sprayed the mirror, who’s gonna tell us who’s the fairest of us all

LauraNorderr Fri 08-Dec-23 20:14:59

Oh yes it is

Pittcity Fri 08-Dec-23 20:08:12

LauraNorderr

Panto night tonight. Is everybody ready.

Oh no it isn't!

ixion Fri 08-Dec-23 20:06:07

I've sourced this for the more intrepid.
Anyone fancy a Shirley Eaton moment?
Gold Finger- or anywhere else?

ixion Fri 08-Dec-23 19:59:41

Streets paved with gold, even?
Here's just the thing. I went for Shabby Chic shade.
Very us, I thought.
Well, shabby, if not chic.
Anyone got a brush?

AGAA4 Fri 08-Dec-23 19:58:55

Doodle likes being sleeping beauty as she can have her usual ten pints and nobody will notice.

AGAA4 Fri 08-Dec-23 19:56:07

You've done a lovely job with Alarma brook but is Gnasher's bow tie supposed to be on his head. Humpfree seems to be in a pickle with his kilt.

LauraNorderr Fri 08-Dec-23 19:55:14

Is Alarma playing Cinderella or one of the not so pretty sisters.
I’m wondering if Jude Law, in his current ahemmm shall we say GGravy fattened state could dress up as a Christmas pudding for the panto later

LauraNorderr Fri 08-Dec-23 19:51:00

Witty Dickington is bringing his pussy in tonight. Watch the llamas don’t pinch its boots.

AGAA4 Fri 08-Dec-23 19:47:58

I sneaked into your cellar GG and there they all were sitting on beanbags eating steak and chips. Big crate of beer there for them too. I said I'd come to help them escape but they wouldn't come. They are all twice the men they were.

brook2704 Fri 08-Dec-23 19:47:39

Alarmas ready
Not sure about the others yet ,,,

LauraNorderr Fri 08-Dec-23 19:46:34

I suppose you can’t leave the plumber GG, it would be a bit of a wrench.

LauraNorderr Fri 08-Dec-23 19:45:04

I let a lad in earlier, with a little lamp, asked me to rub it, flipping cheek.
I think your costume might need a slurp of poteen to calm it down AGA

GrannyGravy13 Fri 08-Dec-23 19:42:28

I am definitely keeping the plumber, no negotiation 🚰

You can have the Health and Safety man, but beware he doesn’t like anything which isn’t safe

AGAA4 Fri 08-Dec-23 19:35:46

Having some trouble with my furry godmother outfit. It keeps struggling.

LauraNorderr Fri 08-Dec-23 19:34:53

All the waiters are grumpy, sleepy, dopey, dozy, not one of them is happy tonight.

LauraNorderr Fri 08-Dec-23 19:32:40

Panto night tonight. Is everybody ready.