WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

Outside catering direct from Australian jungle
Kangaroo testicle pie , cockroach ale and a dry white widgety grub wine.
How’s that for an opening offer.

Open for business

Me, me, me please. Plenty of experience (some of it to do with pubs).
Crumbs have we gone upmarket? Customer in posh frocks….or is that the Admiral you’re talking about.
Like what you’ve done with the place. Cozy chairs nice tables………….. mirrored ceiling 🤔

I’m good at washing pots since we had to get rid of our dishwasher when we downsized. Me name’s Ruby, Miss.

Watch out Ruby, not sure it’s kitchen pots the new boss is talking about. Proceed with caution 🤣

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By ‘eck Doodle thanks for the nod. I’ll keep me eyes peeled.

Glad to see you Doodle, always guaranteed to set the tone one way or another, usually the other. The posh frock expectation was to attract GrannyGravy back to keep the Admiral occupied in the absence of Lady Lemon.
Come on in Ruby love, you can start right away. While you’re there you can turn the sprouts on. They need to simmer for 23 days so we can serve em with a traditional turkey stuffed with rat tail and bean curd.

Ay up - wonder if lemongove might rock up? She always liked a Good Time.

Wow Ruby them chamberpots is gleaming

We’re certainly hoping for a surprise visit from herself and his lordship

I’ll fetch me Marigolds ...

Them’s not chamberpots LN them’s the spitoons from t’bar. Getting the sawdust off ‘em was a bit of a bugger but I managed ‘cos I’m a good scrubber.

Management have gone with MaizieD economics, speculate to accumulate, casino through the red curtain ladies

That wasn’t saw dust Ruby that’s the admirals dandruff

He has a penchant for a good scrubber so watch out

Mirrored ceilings Doodle, you’re so vain, always on your back looking up over someone’s shoulder

Please hire me ! I can look after the llamas ? We’ll have to get them back from the paddock at Lemongrove manor 🤫

Welcome aboard Brook, good luck herding those frisky llamas back down the alley, and for goodness sake put a cardy on, too cold for crop tops and hot pants

Eurgh! Dandruff from t’ Admiral? Gawd. I thought he wore a toupee. Must give him a tug next time I see him....

He does wear a toupee these days, dandruff circa 1964 when spitoons were last cleaned

Oooh, I've been camping it up on the doorstep for yonks waiting for you to reopen. Is Sexy Suzie/Sadie still open down the alley for nice clothes?
Must dash to see when the next boat's due in.
Rumour has it there's a Cruise ship due in. Some Culture job or the other🙄.

brook if you’re fetching the llamas, look out for you know who. I’ve heard Alarma is as feisty as ever and just as demanding. Don’t know who she thinks she is, only sent the Manor’s butler over to tell me she wants a Fortnum & Mason hamper for Christmas or else!

Urms not sure we’re providing those sort of services under the new management. 😮

Blimey a cruise ship, we’ll have to keep MayHem away from the Admiral then - its been a long time ….