WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

Where is Roses. Is she still trying to untangle her tassels?

Nobody liked my fandango😩 so think I’ll go in for the full strip off now,I need some music, will the admiral play his pipe for me do ya think?
Ta da da daaa ta da da daaaa here goes my bra, look out! It’s a bit heavy with the potatoes I stuff it with, ooops, sorry!

Is that Pitt trying to get in the Rolls Royce with Charleygirl. She won’t share that Bollinger Pitt, we’ve all tried.

GrannyGravy, you shouldn’t have let Jude Law out of your cellar, all the staff have run off after him, last seen diving into the harbour.
Oreo’s bloomers are floating out to sea AGA is doing the breaststroke but Doodle is going all out with butterfly. Brook is trying to paddle on a llama. May Hem and Kay Oss on the wharf and now Delila is doing a tango on the pontoon. Now ixion is diving in after Calli, ooh they’re trying to rescue Maddy’s teeth.
OMG the Admiral has appeared in his budgie smugglers, can’t look.

Lovely shade of puce those bloomers Oreo

🎶I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves🎶
Get off the karaoke now Calli, that ear worm is imbedded. No wonder I forgot about the sprouts, the noises coming out of that llama would do the marching bands proud.

Are you alright Oreo? You seem to have one leg in the spittoon and one over your shoulder. Nice frillies by the way. Madam Pom Pom I assume.

That’s alright, I’ll get up on this table in the corner, here I go, skirts in the air tap tap bang crash.

Not in the least Oreo. Just don’t knock any of the drinks over or you’ll upset the punters.

Just come in to see what you mad lot are up to😄 give us a highball please , no not the ratty admiral thanks, but a delicious and very alcoholic drinkie.
Anyone mind if I do the fandango?

Where’s Hamish. I need a drink. I think I’ll have a Cherry brandy snowball with whipped cream and chocolate shavings please barman.

Er im just going to take the llamas out in the back yard. Just in case there’s an explos ……..💥💥💥💥🤢
Phew, that was close Maddy’s teeth just flew past me and embedded themselves in the cellar door. 🦷.

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Anyone checked the sprouts recently?
One of the llamas is looking very green 🤢 🤢

They boiled dry 😲

I was too busy making sure the Adniral was being well cared for

Never mind, I've put another lot on to boil simmer, hope they'll be done in time!

Anyone checked the sprouts recently?
One of the llamas is looking very green 🤢 🤢

Gave him not have him......mmmm maybe right first time.

That was the best lift I've had in years. Anthony was amazing carrying me down the pole. Now you mention it Doodle I haven't seen him since GG have him a cocktail and a bag of chips.

Phew, we’re back. Took ages coz AGA insisted she check over all the firemen as she wanted the fittest one to be the one who carried her down.
I’ve asked them all in for a drink later as a thank you. Mind you they did say last time they came for a drink at the Argy, one of them was missing when they got back to the station…….*GG*?🤔

I’m off to rescue AGA. I might have to bring in some help 👨‍🚒 I may be gone a while. 🤣

I’ll watch over the sprouts tonight, Maddy’s obviously taking a turn with the sailors.
17 days to go, they’re still quite hard, Maddy’s teeth are still stuck in them.

What sort of bloomers are those!

Ooh I can’t look

My goodness that’s a side of AGA we haven’t seen before

Oh GG now you can play Pinocchio if you can spare the time considering how busy you are satisfying your polyandric harem.

Very fetching GG
Now I need your help with getting AGA in the zip wire harness. Her furry Godmother costume is playing up tonight. Now will you just keep still or I’ll pull the wrong lever and if I do that then …………………. ☄️ AGA?
GG can you see where AGA went……..is that her? Waving from the top of the telephone mast. 😮

I’ve found my old dwarf costume bashful
Oh my is that my nose growing????