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Spuddy Sat 16-Dec-23 09:53:20

Q-What do a piece of toilet paper and the USS Enterprise have in common?

A-They both circle Uranus on a mission to wipe out the Klingons!

grandtanteJE65 Sun 31-Mar-24 16:34:50

Q. When does a Scottish farmer resemble a donkey?

A. When he stands on his banks and braes. (brays)

MissAdventure Sun 31-Mar-24 16:38:01

I had a specially made wig made from bum fluff.
The damn thing kept blowing off.

Beechnut Sun 31-Mar-24 16:59:26

MissAdventure

I had a specially made wig made from bum fluff.
The damn thing kept blowing off.

🤣🤣

MissAdventure Sun 31-Mar-24 17:08:31

"Do you have a pig's head"?
I asked the butcher.

"No I don't!" He said. "It's the way I part my hair!"

suzikyoo Wed 03-Apr-24 12:45:42

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye, Matey!

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones ...
but people in Abu Dhabi do!

How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive West.

Gossamerbeynon1945 Wed 03-Apr-24 13:18:36

A mother Polar Bear was out with her son, and he said "am i really a Polar Bear". the mother said "why do you ask son















A mother Polar Bear was out with her son. They stared talking " Am I really a"
Polar Bear.she said "Yes son, why do you ask"

Cos I,m bloody freezing.

merlotgran Wed 03-Apr-24 13:22:06

Q. What do you give a man with a weak heart?

A. A wee donkey.