2oaktrees
Why dont you all just stand over loo?
Do you mean astride the loo, with one leg each side? Not ideal for several reasons -
- A short person would need to be a contortionist to get their legs that far apart.
- Tensing some muscles to stand or to crouch in uncomfortable positions is not conducive to relaxing others to release urine.
- Given that many women who have had children have a tendency to spray in unpredictable directions, it would be a recipe for peeing all over the seat - not very nice for the next person.
- If God or Gaia had designed us to stand up to pee, they would have fitted us with a suitable hosepipe.


