New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

I'll charm everybody I meet
And cheerily skip down the street

I’ll charm everybody I meet
And cheerily skip down the street
A grin on my face

I’ll charm everybody I meet
And cheerily skip down the street
A grin on my face
A dress trimmed with lace

I'll charm everyone I meet
And cheerily skip down the street
A grin on my face
A dress trimmed with lace
And silver slippers on my feet

I'll look overwhelmingly cute

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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread) (5 Posts)
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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet
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friendlygingercat Sun 04-Jan-26 15:54:33

I'll charm everybody I meet
And cheerily skip down the street
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Crocus5 Mon 05-Jan-26 16:35:38

I’ll charm everybody I meet
And cheerily skip down the street
A grin on my face
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hollysteers Mon 05-Jan-26 17:18:21

I’ll charm everybody I meet
And cheerily skip down the street
A grin on my face
A dress trimmed with lace
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Magenta8 Mon 05-Jan-26 19:20:58

I'll charm everyone I meet
And cheerily skip down the street
A grin on my face
A dress trimmed with lace
And silver slippers on my feet

I'll look overwhelmingly cute
My expression will be a real hoot

I’ll look overwhelming cute
My expression will be a real hoot
I should be in films

I’ll look overwhelming cute
My expression will be a real hoot
I should be in films
With my acting skills

I’ll look overwhelming cute
My expression will be a real hoot
I should be in films
With my acting skills
I hope I get paid for the shoot.

The pavements are icy as hell!

The pavements are icy as hell!
I feel like an egg in a shell

The pavements are icy as hell!
I feel like an egg in a shell
I should take more care

The pavements are icy as hell
I feel like an egg in a shell
I should take more care
Of slipping beware

The pavements are icy as hell
I feel like an egg in a shell
I should take more care
Of slipping beware
I made an ice slide, please don't tell

It took me back to my childhood

It took me back to my childhood
When I would play in the wild wood

It took me back to my childhood
When I would play in the wild wood
Fun days with great friends

It took me back to my childhood
When I would play in the wild wood
Fun days with great friends
When the joy never ends

It took me back to my childhood
When I would play in the wild wood
Fun days with great friends
When the joy never ends
Would sure go back there if I could.

Though school wasn't always so great

Though school wasn't always so great
That gristly meat on my plate

Though school wasn’t always so great
That gristly meat on my plate
So hard to swallow

Though school wasn't always so great
That gristly meat on my plate
So hard to swallow
Rice pud to follow

Though school wasn’t always so great
That gristly meal on my plate
So hard to swallow
Rice pud to follow
We longed to run out of the gate.

But now I’m an excellent chef

But now I’m an excellent chef
To criticisms I am deaf

But now I’m an excellent chef
To criticisms I am deaf
A legend, that’s me

But now I'm an excellent chef
To criticisms I am deaf
A legend, that's me
I charge a large fee

But now I’m an excellent chef
To criticisms I am deaf
A legend, that’s me
I charge a large fee
My customers draw a shocked breath.

In my kitchen I roar and rage