It's Saucy Joke Time!

I liked the daily cartoon thread started by Urmstongran Started my day with a smile

Vielen Dank, grandtanteJE55. Ein Mädchen ist schon "das"; dieses Problem muss auf Deutsch sehr kompliziert sein.

Elderly couple Goerge and Mary were in bed
Mary felt a hand softly bushing along her side.
Moving up and then down
Then cross her tummy
Up and the other side
Mary was getting quite aroused now
The hand continued down along her thigh
Found it exclaimed George.
What!
The remote control

Mummy when I was born did you want a boy or a girl.

I only wanted a back rub darling!

00opsidia I do find that quite 😁 funny.

I prefer "the things children say" thread.

Talking of sauce....


My Dad asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.


Now I cant read anyhing!

Hows that for a saucy joke?

Ah, I get the Erlkönig thing (I think) - the pronouns?

I love a laugh, but I feel uncomfortable about this and embarrased fir the poster, he/she has not judged the target audience.

I speak German and didn't find it funny.
Perhaps I have no sense of humour.

00opsidia

I don't soeak German and was curious, so copied and pasted it into Google translate but it didn't seem funny so something might have gotten lost in translation.

I really don’t get the point of posting a joke in German when we know the poster speaks English. 🤔

I don't soeak German and was curious, so copied and pasted it into Google translate but it didn't seem funny so something might have gotten lost in translation.

Please translate the German joke. Can only pick out a few words

Spuddy your joke made me think you're a man. It's not particularly my kind of humor (I thought the bath cleaning post was funnier!) but at the same time I think that GN would be a better place if there was some joy.

Perhaps there should be a jokes forum as GN is way too serious and miserable. That way people who want a lighter side of life can go there and those who don't can stay away.

Hi Spuddy -
I thought that it was quite clever and funny .

winterwhite

Maybe Spuddy is a previously suspended poster making a comeback.

No, I don't think so.

Maybe Spuddy is a previously suspended poster making a comeback.

@spuddy
Humour doesn’t always travel well.

RosiesMaw2

My heart sank when I saw the thread title.
Who’d a thunk it could sink even further.
Sorry @Spuddy - good try but not good enough.
(Teachers don’t faint these days either )

I got a bigger laugh from your saucy comment on the Archers thread. 😂

Sorry, don't read German, woke or not.

But, I have reported the post by Spuddy

Anyone seen the "woke" version of Goethe's Der Erlkönig?

Those of you who read German might just find it funny-

Der:Erlkönig;in
Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?
Es ist der: die Vater: Mutter: Elternperson mit seinem: ihrem Kind;
er: hat den: das Knaben: Mädchen wohl in dem Arm,
er: sie fasst ihn: es sicher, er hält ihn:es warm.

Mein: e Sohn, Tochter was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht? —
Siehst Vater, : Mutter: Elternperson, du den: die Erlkönig :in nicht?
Den : die Erlkönig:in mit Kron’ und Schweif? —
Mein: e Sohn:Tochter, es ist ein Nebelstreif.

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Rufus used to post quite often and certainly read the posts. He felt most of the posters were friends. He lived on his own in a sheltered flat. One day he just stopped posting. We never heard from him again.

* Spuddy* thanks for trying to make us laugh but that kind of humour has never gone down well on Gransnet.
We did have a joke type thread not long ago that was very funny

Sorry all, silly mistake, I'm still a relative newbie please forgive me.

I rather wish I had seen some posts from he/she who cannot be named.

No Indigo I think we were meaning Rufus (oops! there I've said it, now I'll be in deep doodoo)