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AuntieE Thu 12-Dec-24 14:50:46

I doubt any any passing angel is in the slightest interested!

RosiesMaw2 Thu 12-Dec-24 13:26:08

This was posted on Twitter/X and Facebook and dates back to at least 2022.
Never mind, the old ones are always the best ones.
Who cares about authenticity 🀣

wibblywobblywobblebottom Thu 12-Dec-24 12:49:13

That sounds like a Billy Connelly joke. It was so funny I've had to change my underwear.

Grantanow Thu 12-Dec-24 12:48:07

Hilarious. What an idiot passenger
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Chocolatelovinggran Thu 12-Dec-24 12:43:35

Yes, I was once on a flight sitting next to a couple who held hands and prayed out loud on take off. I found it a little disconcerting.
I wondered if they knew something I didn't.

Granmarderby10 Thu 12-Dec-24 12:42:11

theworriedwell oh please do go into it😊

grannysue101 Thu 12-Dec-24 12:38:51

Love that. First laugh of the day!

theworriedwell Wed 11-Dec-24 16:50:34

Reminds me of a flight I was on in the early 80s (hey day of disaster movies I think.) First of all the flight was delayed and we were sitting with some nuns, one strumming her guitar. I thought that's a disaster scene for sure. We get on the plane and a few minutes after take off there is a message asking for any doctor on the flight to go to the cockpit. Definitely a disaster scene for sure. I said to my husband, "If I see Charlton Heston hanging on a rope at that window I'm really going to start panicking. Charlton didn't put in an appearance so all was good. The connecting flight was even worse but it sounds so far fetched I won't go into it.

Judy54 Wed 11-Dec-24 14:27:28

Yes it made me chuckle. So did this: Billy Connelly was on a flight to Los Angeles with Emu Airlines, He said I was 5,000 feet up in the air before someone told me Emu's can't fly!

crazyH Wed 11-Dec-24 11:39:10

Very funny 🀣🀣🀣🀣

Athrawes Wed 11-Dec-24 11:38:29

grin

Aldom Wed 11-Dec-24 11:31:59

This story is lovely. Really made me laugh. I'm still smiling as I type. Thank you. grin

Babs03 Wed 11-Dec-24 10:20:05

I started the day laughing πŸ˜‚
Thanx

Mollygo Wed 11-Dec-24 10:03:34

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Sparklefizz Wed 11-Dec-24 08:31:01

grin

grandMattie Wed 11-Dec-24 04:54:36

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Puss Wed 11-Dec-24 03:51:16

Very funny 😁😁

Lovetopaint037 Wed 11-Dec-24 02:20:19

Lovely story !

Llamas99 Wed 11-Dec-24 01:55:59

That is funny! Thank you!!

TheWeirdoAgain59 Tue 10-Dec-24 14:53:52

I'm not sure if this should be in Chat or Cafe!

PASSENGERS travelling first class on British Airways Boing 747's are worried about a re-design which some lavatories have windows. A woman travelling to New York complained there were no blinds. She was told by a stewardess, ''Madam, if some pervert is clinging to the side of this aircraft at at 35,000 feet they deserve to see everything.''

HA HA HA!