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FriedGreenTomatoes2 Mon 16-Dec-24 11:36:29

Ultraprocessed foods in boxes with sell by dates weeks ahead. Weird desserts - Do we need, in fact, any of the mad options now available to us on supermarket shelves? Waitrose has spent a lot of money this year on an advert featuring Matthew Macfadyen and comedian Joe Wilkinson, starring a pudding called the No 1 Red Velvet Bauble Dessert, which looks a bit like a Viennetta. At Sainsbury’s, you can buy a “Christmas Carol-Mel and Brownie Cheesecake”, which is apparently a cheesecake with brownie cubes, salted caramel sauce, chocolate mousse and “bronze lustred” chocolate curls. Tesco has a “Showstopper Macaron Tower”.

Probably all a bit yuk?
I’m hoping for a ‘less UPF Christmas’. Food my grandmother would recognise.

What about you?

Pantglas2 Tue 17-Dec-24 16:27:12

I often buy stuff for nibbles night maybe every couple of months, plenty in the shops year round fresh or frozen and never feel I’m slumming it!

What appears not to be acknowledged here is that some of us actually enjoy food prep, cooking and baking and think nothing of spending a couple of hours trying out new recipes and tempters 😋 especially now retirement allows.

MissInterpreted Tue 17-Dec-24 16:29:54

I love cooking and make most of our meals from scratch, but every so often, it's nice just to have a break from the cooking and I do enjoy a buffet-type meal from time to time. I often make a 'picky plate' for my grandson - but it's usually a pretty healthy mix of stuff like fruit, cubes of cheese and mini oatcakes.

nexus63 Tue 17-Dec-24 16:31:19

the only party food i buy are the mini pizza as they are handy for my grandson. i understand why people buy it, if you have visitors as this time of year and you work, it is easy to prepare, i don't bother with what people eat, each to there own.

kittylester Tue 17-Dec-24 16:34:57

I love to cook and try new recipes as PG says. But also quite like sit down with my family when they are here.

valdavi Tue 17-Dec-24 16:37:19

I have quite a wodge of christmas entertaining coming up, I'll be cooking for 3 days anyway (ham, mincepies, brownies 2 days out, alt dessert, stuffing, starter, bread sauce 1 day out, bread & roast lunch & present it all & entertain on the Day, mini-lasagnes & more bread (+ leftovers) for boxing day guests, salad to prep for the Day tea & Boxing lunch. I do have a few canape frozen snacks i can just pop in the airfryer to make christmas tea a "feast", as well as the ham & cheese & pate & cakes etc. Thank goodness for them! if people find them yucky, there's plenty else! & a drop in the ocean compared to what will be home-cooked.

valdavi Tue 17-Dec-24 16:39:12

I forgot christmas Eve beef borguignon for whoever's already here.

MissAdventure Tue 17-Dec-24 16:41:11

kittylester

I love to cook and try new recipes as PG says. But also quite like sit down with my family when they are here.

Oh yes.
It's awful having a martyr sweating their whatsits off in the kitchen, who never gets to come out because they're catering for 79 people, cooking 15 types of meat.... zzzzzz...zzzzzz...

J52 Tue 17-Dec-24 16:54:49

valdavi

I forgot christmas Eve beef borguignon for whoever's already here.

That used to be my Christmas Eve standby when we had a houseful. Everyone used to come and go at all different times, I liked the DCs to have something filling in them before going out to meet their friends.

Missiseff Tue 17-Dec-24 16:56:34

I've been buying rubbishy boxed frozen supermarket party food for years for boxing day. Very convenient and had no complaints.

MissInterpreted Tue 17-Dec-24 17:07:36

Well, for the first time in more than 40 years, I'm not cooking Xmas dinner this year - we're going to my son's instead. He's a decent cook, but even if it all comes from the supermarket, I don't care, because I'm not doing all the hard work!

glammagran Tue 17-Dec-24 17:19:50

Misinterpreted! blush blush 😂

Dickens Tue 17-Dec-24 17:30:37

valdavi

I have quite a wodge of christmas entertaining coming up, I'll be cooking for 3 days anyway (ham, mincepies, brownies 2 days out, alt dessert, stuffing, starter, bread sauce 1 day out, bread & roast lunch & present it all & entertain on the Day, mini-lasagnes & more bread (+ leftovers) for boxing day guests, salad to prep for the Day tea & Boxing lunch. I do have a few canape frozen snacks i can just pop in the airfryer to make christmas tea a "feast", as well as the ham & cheese & pate & cakes etc. Thank goodness for them! if people find them yucky, there's plenty else! & a drop in the ocean compared to what will be home-cooked.

... I need to go and lie down after reading that.

w1u7 Tue 17-Dec-24 17:39:52

I am sure there are many people reading this who also use supermarket snacks.I love them. We can't all be fabulous cooks. I am now 75 and my husband has to do most of the cooking because I am disabled. We love buying these treats at Xmas.We always a Christmas dinner but the rest of the holidays we enjoy eating prepared food. Especially M&S .

Allira Tue 17-Dec-24 17:48:42

valdavi

I have quite a wodge of christmas entertaining coming up, I'll be cooking for 3 days anyway (ham, mincepies, brownies 2 days out, alt dessert, stuffing, starter, bread sauce 1 day out, bread & roast lunch & present it all & entertain on the Day, mini-lasagnes & more bread (+ leftovers) for boxing day guests, salad to prep for the Day tea & Boxing lunch. I do have a few canape frozen snacks i can just pop in the airfryer to make christmas tea a "feast", as well as the ham & cheese & pate & cakes etc. Thank goodness for them! if people find them yucky, there's plenty else! & a drop in the ocean compared to what will be home-cooked.

I do have a few canape frozen snacks i can just pop in the airfryer
Good for you!

I feel exhausted enough reading about the rest of your preparations. Years ago, I would have spent days in the kitchen but just can't manage it now.

AuntieE Tue 17-Dec-24 17:59:45

I don't suppose anyone of our age group needs these things but if you are young, and they are fashionable in your circle, then you probably do need or want them.

ginny Tue 17-Dec-24 18:17:17

Although I make my own , I can assure you I do not spend all Christmas in the kitchen,
I cook and bake bit by bit and put away in the freezer.
Veg. are prepared the day before and the table laid and decorated by anyone who is around.
On the day , whoever is eating gets roped in to help to various jobs and keeping the drinks flowing.
Same with clearing up .

FriedGreenTomatoes2 Tue 17-Dec-24 18:17:52

I don’t think I’m moralising.
Just pointing out Christmas naff desserts. Not real food.
But we know this (of course).

Allira Tue 17-Dec-24 18:23:42

FriedGreenTomatoes2

I don’t think I’m moralising.
Just pointing out Christmas naff desserts. Not real food.
But we know this (of course).

I've sussed out who you really are. You're that Times critic, Harry Wallop. 😂

Love the article.

Lyndie Tue 17-Dec-24 18:36:08

Sago

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏.

Same here!

It’s all yuk.

I make my own canapés as they are so expensive, here’s some ideas if anyone is stuck.

Make and freeze mini Yorkshire puds fill when warm/reheated fill with a dollop of mushy peas and a mini chipolata.
Fried Halloumi with a chunk of melon or a seedless grape on a cocktail stick.
Homemade Parmesan biscuits with a dollop of homemade pesto and baby tomato slice.
Smoked trout on a blini or brown bread ( salmon is now too heavily farmed).
Little croustades filled with haggis/vegetarian haggis and topped with scrambled egg.
Homemade soup served in little espresso cups.
Homemade hummus with pitta bread cut into strips and fried in a little olive oil.
Good old fashioned devils on horseback always go down well.
With the left over pastry from the mince pies I make mini quiches.

Christmas pud and cheese to finish.

Yum.

Allira Tue 17-Dec-24 18:46:22

Lyndie

Sago

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏.

Same here!

It’s all yuk.

I make my own canapés as they are so expensive, here’s some ideas if anyone is stuck.

Make and freeze mini Yorkshire puds fill when warm/reheated fill with a dollop of mushy peas and a mini chipolata.
Fried Halloumi with a chunk of melon or a seedless grape on a cocktail stick.
Homemade Parmesan biscuits with a dollop of homemade pesto and baby tomato slice.
Smoked trout on a blini or brown bread ( salmon is now too heavily farmed).
Little croustades filled with haggis/vegetarian haggis and topped with scrambled egg.
Homemade soup served in little espresso cups.
Homemade hummus with pitta bread cut into strips and fried in a little olive oil.
Good old fashioned devils on horseback always go down well.
With the left over pastry from the mince pies I make mini quiches.

Christmas pud and cheese to finish.

Yum.

I need a lie down in a darkened room.

kittylester Tue 17-Dec-24 18:46:26

AuntieE

I don't suppose anyone of our age group needs these things but if you are young, and they are fashionable in your circle, then you probably do need or want them.

I don't know what your age group is but I am very nearly 76, am a good adventurous cook and I have fed the family, often over 20, at Christmas for over 50 years. I just can't be ar**ed with twiddly bits any more.

I am a bit fed up of judgemental posters too.

FriedGreenTomatoes2 Tue 17-Dec-24 18:56:44

Allira

glammagran

This made me howl with laughter when I read the article in The Times yesterday entitled “The supermarkets’ worst festive food offences”

www.thetimes.com/article/268750cb-fb81-41bf-8a74-4ec3bc01684a?shareToken=6b0feca45fa2715dd94d7ac3057d5401

That Tesco cheese with toffee etc:
"a dung-coloured insult to all the wonderful cheddar makers of Britain."

Aldi Specially Selected Millionaire’s Bauble:
"It looks more like an archeological dig under the M25 than a pudding.

😂😂😂

There's such a thing as trying too hard.

And selling it to us-as ‘Festive Fayre’. Put a few stars and twinkles on it and we might ignore the paucity of nutrition.

Allira Tue 17-Dec-24 18:58:40

It's not just food, it's Christmas food!!

Top up your sprout intake for nutrition.

FriedGreenTomatoes2 Tue 17-Dec-24 19:01:19

Me too! 😁

MissAdventure Tue 17-Dec-24 19:03:16

So... drink.
Are we adressing that then?