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😮 ghastly šŸŽ„ supermarket party food.

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FriedGreenTomatoes2 Mon 16-Dec-24 11:36:29

Ultraprocessed foods in boxes with sell by dates weeks ahead. Weird desserts - Do we need, in fact, any of the mad options now available to us on supermarket shelves? Waitrose has spent a lot of money this year on an advert featuring Matthew Macfadyen and comedian Joe Wilkinson, starring a pudding called the No 1 Red Velvet Bauble Dessert, which looks a bit like a Viennetta. At Sainsbury’s, you can buy a ā€œChristmas Carol-Mel and Brownie Cheesecakeā€, which is apparently a cheesecake with brownie cubes, salted caramel sauce, chocolate mousse and ā€œbronze lustredā€ chocolate curls. Tesco has a ā€œShowstopper Macaron Towerā€.

Probably all a bit yuk?
I’m hoping for a ā€˜less UPF Christmas’. Food my grandmother would recognise.

What about you?

Allira Mon 16-Dec-24 19:05:52

life is too short to stuff a mushroom!

I've done that for family but taking a token plate of savouries to a do?
No!

NotSpaghetti Mon 16-Dec-24 19:05:47

FriedGreenTomatoes2 if they are frozen they don't need to be do "messed about".
You can find decent "ordinary" foods too - that don't have lots of extras in. Picard are good for emergencies and don't have things un that aren't in my cupboard or fridge.

Georgesgran Mon 16-Dec-24 19:05:38

I’ve always bought a selection (M&S) of savouries to freeze, then throughout the year, I can take one or two from each box and it makes for an interesting dinner, with a glass of wine.

RosiesMaw2 Mon 16-Dec-24 19:02:32

Hmm. I think I AM probably a bit of a food snob. When we lived in London I used to cater for cocktail parties, weddings and suchlike ā€œdo’sā€so I have had lots of experience of prepping canapĆ©s and ā€œnibbly bitsā€ , but every once in a while I crave junk food- a dirty burger, or KFC or a trip to Nando’s.
Ready made supermarket canapĆ©s rarely hit the spot but knowing how much work can go into a tray of little ā€œbonnes bouchesā€ well, sometimes life is too short to stuff a mushroom!
Room for all sorts?

Allira Mon 16-Dec-24 18:57:10

Jaxjacky

I’ve never ā€˜done’ miniaturised food, it’s either ā€˜proper’ like curries, or just snacks like crisps.
However various flavours of Viennetta are in the freezer, grandchildren (and MrJ) love it.

But if you're going to a bring-a-plate buffet at eg WI, TWG, U3A or other groups, these finger foods are ideal.

J52 Mon 16-Dec-24 18:57:06

FriedGreenTomatoes2

I’m sure you must think I’m a food snob now! I’m really not. But these UPF ā€˜concoctions’ that last for days on end (?weeks) in their coloured boxes aren’t real food are they? Sugary, false tasting, expensive and a marketeer’s dream to get us to spend money on stuff that really has no intrinsic nutritional value.

Why bother? šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

Each to their own. I think we get the message.

FriedGreenTomatoes2 Mon 16-Dec-24 18:53:39

I’m sure you must think I’m a food snob now! I’m really not. But these UPF ā€˜concoctions’ that last for days on end (?weeks) in their coloured boxes aren’t real food are they? Sugary, false tasting, expensive and a marketeer’s dream to get us to spend money on stuff that really has no intrinsic nutritional value.

Why bother? šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

kittylester Mon 16-Dec-24 18:49:18

We only gave the savoury rubbish not sweet.

Any we don't eat over Christmas come in for Sunday supper.

MissAdventure Mon 16-Dec-24 18:38:44

I can remember how delicious it was, but I've not had it for about 50 odd years.
I must try it again.

MissInterpreted Mon 16-Dec-24 18:35:50

MissAdventure

Sounds great to me. (Except I don't eat fish)

I used to have the Shiphams beef paste with cress in it when I was little.
Mud 'n' grass.

I have been known to have that on hot buttered toast (white bread) on the odd occasion!

MissAdventure Mon 16-Dec-24 18:33:13

I love the mint vienetta

MissAdventure Mon 16-Dec-24 18:32:33

Theyre sold out though when I went to replace the 3 packs I've eaten already order some.

Jaxjacky Mon 16-Dec-24 18:31:52

I’ve never ā€˜done’ miniaturised food, it’s either ā€˜proper’ like curries, or just snacks like crisps.
However various flavours of Viennetta are in the freezer, grandchildren (and MrJ) love it.

MissAdventure Mon 16-Dec-24 18:30:48

I really really like the asda mince pies, for people who dont like fancy ones.
Best I've had.

Grunty Mon 16-Dec-24 18:22:00

Lidl are doing some very nice mince pies with Ameretti this year. Obviously they're not for sharing though.

Ziggy62 Mon 16-Dec-24 18:17:05

Oh I like that idea

Allira Mon 16-Dec-24 17:50:10

Well, perhaps we should have a Gransnet taste test.

Best shop-bought nibbles, canapƩs, mince pies and puds.

Ziggy62 Mon 16-Dec-24 17:49:44

Picky bits lol
For the lazy days after boxing day, we don't have visitors this year so can just sit and pick (with wine of course šŸ˜€)

MissAdventure Mon 16-Dec-24 17:05:44

Oh, very nice.
What did you go for, just picky bits, or more substantial items?

Ziggy62 Mon 16-Dec-24 17:02:58

MissAdventure

Simply ghastly!!
Honestly?
I don't care.

Lol. Agree. I love cooking but get fed up by boxing day so bought a few bits in M&S last Friday, popped them in the freezer for days i just can't be bothered šŸ˜…

MissAdventure Mon 16-Dec-24 16:59:48

Sounds great to me. (Except I don't eat fish)

I used to have the Shiphams beef paste with cress in it when I was little.
Mud 'n' grass.

Allira Mon 16-Dec-24 16:59:38

MissAdventure

My girl and me had a real hankering for cheese and pineapple one year.
We mentioned it in about September, and the yearning got stronger and stronger, so we had them at Christmas, and they were absolutely delicious. smile

Someone had made a lot for an afternoon gathering I went to a couple of weeks ago. Pineapple chunks and good strong Cheddar.
They were very popular.

Allira Mon 16-Dec-24 16:57:48

NotSpaghetti

Other nuts are available!

Nuts!!
Must add nuts to the list 😁
Thank you
And crisps I suppose.

Kate1949 Mon 16-Dec-24 16:43:29

I love a sardine and tomato paste sandwich on white bread and butter. How's that for rubbish? grin

Rosie51 Mon 16-Dec-24 16:36:17

smoked trout on a blini or brown bread ( salmon is now too heavily farmed) I buy the wild smoked salmon, I don't buy any farmed salmon at all. I'm told that wild smoked salmon has a totally different taste and colour to the farmed stuff. Wouldn't know about the taste I can't stand the stuff, can't cope with the texture.