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Knock knock jokes

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TheWeirdoAgain1 Tue 04-Mar-25 13:31:05

HA HA HA!

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Daddima Mon 03-Mar-25 17:30:41

My grandchildren expect me to tell this one -

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Murray, the interrupting sheep
Murray, the interrup…
BAAAH.

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Indigo8 Mon 03-Mar-25 16:21:45

Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito

Knock knock
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
Another mosquito

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winterwhite Mon 03-Mar-25 13:53:49

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Esme
Esme who
Esme ‘at on straight

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Nanato3 Mon 03-Mar-25 11:36:10

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Isobel
Isobel who ?
Isobel on a bicycle .

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Indigo8 Mon 03-Mar-25 10:39:04

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mayonaise

Mayonaise who?

Mayoniase have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.

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Whingey Mon 03-Mar-25 09:39:43

My grandchildren love them. One from me. Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

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