Knock knock jokes

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mayonaise

Mayonaise who?

Mayoniase have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Isobel
Isobel who ?
Isobel on a bicycle .

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Esme
Esme who
Esme ‘at on straight

Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito

Knock knock
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
Another mosquito

My grandchildren expect me to tell this one -

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Murray, the interrupting sheep
Murray, the interrup…
BAAAH.

HA HA HA!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
How dare you call me a poo! (courtesy of number three GS)

Here's one for you...not a knock knock but suitable for children.
Q ' How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?'
A'Tentacles' 🤣

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Frank
Frank who ?
Burt Lancaster.

Its an Irish knock-knock which made me laugh years ago but will probably now get me cancelled as it's considered racist.

It took me ages to get your KK joke orly possibly because I am half Irish.

This one drives the grandchildren crazy!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Aunt
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Granny’s gone?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
That’s a nasty cold you’ve got! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Knock knock
Who's there.
Waddle
Waddle who
Waddle you give me to stop knocking.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
M.A.B. is a big horse.
M.A.B. is a big horse who?
🎼M.A.B. is a big horse I’m a Londoner, That I love Life Donna’s!

Unable to edit posts on GN (boo) that should of course say I love London so!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jemima
Jemima who?
Jemim’if I come in and use your loo?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita go urgently, please let me in

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shaun
Shaun who?
Shaun neighbour got one I can use if I can’t use yours?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hazel
Hazel who?
Hazel end up doing it on your doorstep if you don’t let me in!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke what just happened…

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Michael
Michael who?
My collection of lavatorial knock knock jokes is now, mercifully, at an end,

Knock Knock.
Whose there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana you business!

Knock knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who?
There's no need to cry

orly

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Frank
Frank who ?
Burt Lancaster.

Its an Irish knock-knock which made me laugh years ago but will probably now get me cancelled as it's considered racist.

Please explain!!

Clawdy

orly

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Frank
Frank who ?
Burt Lancaster.

Its an Irish knock-knock which made me laugh years ago but will probably now get me cancelled as it's considered racist.

Please explain!!

There was a range of anti Irish jokes, some of them very old, that made fun of the Irish being supposedly thick. This supposition was based nothing more than prejudice.

The knock knock joke was meant to be funny because the fictitious Irish person telling it was supposed not to understand the principle of the KK joke and to say a random name instead of completing the joke.

It took me a while to work all that out. No jokes that have be explained remain funny and that one wasn't very funny to start with.

Ah right, I see now, thanks.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Janet
Janet who?
Janet that jumper yourself

Knock knock
Who's there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening

Knock knock
Who’s there
Little old little old lady who
Little old lady who can’t reach the doorbell