Boris Johnson attacked by an Ostrich

Grantanow

Did he bury his head in the sand?

😂

Allira

Reminds me of a monologue 😁

The Ostrich and Boris:

Then Wilf, who had seen the occurrence
And didn't know what to do next
Said "Mother, yon ostrich ate Daddy!"
And Carrie said "Ee, I am vexed"

I just hope no ostriches were harmed (or traumatised) in the making of the various vids circulating on social media.

Did he bury his head in the sand?

MayBee70

How would anyone feel if, as a young parent, they let the grandparents take their children to safari park and found out they had driven round with the windows open? Would they find that funny? This man was in charge of the safety of our country at one time. He’s not funny. He’s a disgrace.

MayBee70 in the Ostrich and bird enclosure at this park in Texas, visitors are allowed to feed the birds through their open car windows.

(see post explaining this in page 1)

How would anyone feel if, as a young parent, they let the grandparents take their children to safari park and found out they had driven round with the windows open? Would they find that funny? This man was in charge of the safety of our country at one time. He’s not funny. He’s a disgrace.

I had to laugh.
I like Boris.

Allira

Reminds me of a monologue 😁

The Ostrich and Boris:

Then Wilf, who had seen the occurrence
And didn't know what to do next
Said "Mother, yon ostrich ate Daddy!"
And Carrie said "Ee, I am vexed"

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I absolutely cannot stand Boris, I used to think he was quite funny before he went into Politics, but his bumbling pretence was soon overshadowed and I laughed my head off when I saw the Ostrich photo! His new kids look very cute, I feel sorry for the older ones.

My Mum made me an 'orses 'ead on an 'andle, friends would come round with theirs and we galloped around on them 🐴

Them were the days!

My Dad's party piece Allira.

As a little girl I always loved that the stick with the 'orses 'ead 'andle was the finest that Woolworth's could sell.

Thanks for that memory

Brilliant Allira!

Reminds me of a monologue 😁

The Ostrich and Boris:

Then Wilf, who had seen the occurrence
And didn't know what to do next
Said "Mother, yon ostrich ate Daddy!"
And Carrie said "Ee, I am vexed"

25Avalon has got it right. Lucky it wasn't a lion ......
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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It will taste all the better for your forbearance, Allira.

I have to save it for Easter Sunday as we've given up chocolate for Lent.

Of course!

Is it chocolate? 😀

I expected someone to pick up on my " very little brain"..
the prize goes to Allira.

At a Bird "zoo" I had one reach over the fence and have a go at my husband, who was just walking past nasty thing.
So sympathy to Boris, bet the family had a good laugh, we did.

Chocolatelovinggran

Does anyone remember the late Rod Hull and his aggressive emu puppet? Clearly Mr Hull knew more about the nature of these creatures than we suspected.
I understand that they are creatures of very very little brain.

I understand that they are creatures of very very little brain.
Do you mean ex-politicians?

The ostrich is obviously quite clever as Boris had been feeding it and the bird thought he probably had more food in his hand. Not such a bird brain 😁

Carrie obviously has a good sense of humour!

pascal30

I was struck by how alike they looked.. especially the ostrich's hair..

I was struck by how alike they looked.. especially the ostrich's hair..