Ere’s one fur all t’ Tykes (soz it’s a bit long):
You know you are frum Barnsley if...
At least 50% of your family used to work darn t'pit.
You can make perfect sense out of the phrase "Asthagorowttegeeus?"
You have ever gotten frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
You identify a Sheffield accent as 'Southern'.
You know what twocking is (Taking Without Owner's Consent).
'Snap' is summat you eat.
You know that a 'bag of spice' is summat kids eat.
'Summat to eight' is a meal, not the time of the day.
You know that 'Jump' is a real place.
You know that it's pronounced Dod'eth and Cud'eth rather than Dodworth and Cudworth, whilst Wentworth is what it sez on t'tin (and is proper posh).
You know that the biggest news in 1912 was that Barnsley won the FA Cup (rather than the Titanic sinking, Captain Scott's Antarctic team's bodies being found or the start of Blackpool Illuminations).
You have one word that means "Hello!", "How are you?", "What's this?", "Hang on a minute!" and "Bloody 'ell!" (Eyup!)
You know someone who was in the film 'Kes'.
You are unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
You refer to the Tykes as 'WE'.
You have gone to Jump to specifically queue up round the block for a Percy Turner's pork pie.
You've seen Kipper Jackson singing with his karaoke machine inside one of Tarn's three Greggs.
You know that the phrase "Oo war shi wi?" isn't Chinese.
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