I Had An Hilarious Accident Earlier!

My brother shook the tomato sauce bottle violently only for it to fly all other him and around the room as the lid wasn’t on properly. He didn’t find it amusing and needless to say blamed me for not securing the lid. Couldn’t possibly have been him.

Aldom

Savlon..... really am losing the plot

Join the club, Aldom!

I’m concerned that anyone would microwave fish fingers.

Just last week I could not get to sleep, so I came down at about 2a.m. and had cheese on toast.
So TWA , I do understand these midnight cravings.
Fish fingers in the microwave, is a healthier option, I guess

Astitchintime

It was the fish fingers cooked in the microwave that did it for me 😱🤮

It was the showering and fish fingers at 2.30 am.
Having said that I do know people who have to work with the tides so they work and shower at odd hours.

Savlon..... really am losing the plot

mum2three you've reminded me of a couple of weeks ago when I put toothpaste on my toothbrush. Only it wasn't toothpaste.....it was, as I discovered as I began to brush, Salon.

Shame you were on your own, a photograph would have been hilarious!

It was the fish fingers cooked in the microwave that did it for me 😱🤮

One of my children had cut her knee and I was on the floor with her, tending to it. I had a tube of Savlon ready to use and accidently knelt on it. Savlon squirted everywhere! At least the laughs took her mind off her injury.

Don’t they say mayo, or vinegar is good for conditioning the hair? 😂

I once offered to help a little girl with sqirting tomato ketchup on a hot dog.
The child was wearing a beautiful white dress, so I thought I would help her so as not to stain her dress.
Unfortunately the ketchup shot out sideways.... all over the pristine white dress! My face matched the ketchup.

You should have taken a selfie of the mayo cherub on your head😂 what a disaster! Are you a shift worker so you need to eat at all hours? I am too, but usually go with cheese on toast.
I always fry fish fingers btw aren’t they a bit hard if you microwave them? Must try it.
If it happens to you again we need pics😁

Why on earth would you be eating anything, especially fish fingers, at that unearthly hour?? 🤣