‘Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid a penny and only farted.’
I remember that one Witzend. 😁
Yes, if I get up from the table when out in company I'd say I was just popping to the loo.
But never in the middle of a meal!
Advice on buying new TV please - what features Not to get.
What would you do about this family message?
I've made a little word puzzle – would love to know what people think
