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Announcing lavatorial intent.

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Allira Tue 07-Oct-25 22:44:13

‘Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid a penny and only farted.’

I remember that one Witzend. 😁

Yes, if I get up from the table when out in company I'd say I was just popping to the loo.
But never in the middle of a meal!

ginny Tue 07-Oct-25 22:10:52

As I said , just excuse yourself . No need to go into detail.

Anniebach Tue 07-Oct-25 21:59:46

To walk away from your companions without an explanation is
rude, leaves people wondering if you are ok .

Casdon Tue 07-Oct-25 21:52:19

I prefer people to say they are going to the bathroom/lavatory/toilet/loo or whatever they call it, to those who say ‘I’m just popping to the little boy’s/girl’s room’ - that is really cringy.

ginny Tue 07-Oct-25 21:50:25

Today 20:12 BlueBelle

I ve never thought of it but yes I always say ‘won’t be a minute just going to the loo’ and to be honest I can’t see a problem people know where I am and I haven’t just wandered off
What’s the actual problem Ginny ?

No big problem, just irritates me for some reason. As I said, I would excuse my self for a moment but I don’t announce where I am going.

FriedGreenTomatoes2 Tue 07-Oct-25 21:48:31

Thank you Bluebelle. 🙂 not silly then!

Witzend that was witty!

Mollygo Tue 07-Oct-25 21:43:09

Do tell, Ashcombe.
I don’t know the other connotations

Ashcombe Tue 07-Oct-25 21:41:37

Primrose53

Ladies used to say “just going to powder my nose.” 🤣

A few years ago, it was pointed out to me that this phrase can have other connotations.....!

Mollygo Tue 07-Oct-25 21:41:26

Witzend 🤣🤣🤣
Your quaint little ditty
ditty:

^Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid a penny and only farted.^

Reminded DH of a joke he used to tell which had that as a punchline.

BlueBelle Tue 07-Oct-25 21:41:12

Well is it silly FGT? I would find it a bit rude to just get up and disappear for a few minutes why not say why you are leaving the room, the table or whatever

M0nica Tue 07-Oct-25 21:38:12

Seems straight forward. if you get up and walk out of a room it is only polite to say why you are leaving, otherwise it could appear qute rude.

If I am entertaining guests and preparing a meal I will say Excuse me, I must just check on the food. What is thedifference? It is a perfectly normal activity that everyone performs, no detail is needed, just use your usual euphamism, a comfort stop or visit, powedering your nose, going to the loo (my preferred phrase). it is only good manners.

Witzend Tue 07-Oct-25 21:35:53

FriedGreenTomatoes2

I always say ‘just going to spend a penny’. Silly really but it’s an ingrained habit now!

I found myself explaining this saying to the Gdcs recently. Yes, if you wanted to go to a public loo, you had to put one of those big old pennies in the slot to,open the door!

Which I’m afraid led me to telling them this quaint little ditty:

‘Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid a penny and only farted.’

Primrose53 Tue 07-Oct-25 21:32:36

Ladies used to say “just going to powder my nose.” 🤣

FriedGreenTomatoes2 Tue 07-Oct-25 21:22:51

I always say ‘just going to spend a penny’. Silly really but it’s an ingrained habit now!

AGAA4 Tue 07-Oct-25 20:39:46

Most people I know just get up and go. It's fairly obvious where they are going.

BlueBelle Tue 07-Oct-25 20:12:53

I ve never thought of it but yes I always say ‘won’t be a minute just going to the loo’ and to be honest I can’t see a problem people know where I am and I haven’t just wandered off
What’s the actual problem Ginny ?

ginny Tue 07-Oct-25 19:50:54

Am I the only one who can’t understand why people seem to need to announce that they are going to g to the loo ?
Why not just say” excuse me, I’ll not be long” or words to that effect and return quietly having made yourself comfortable.