Anybody know any rude songs? Warning crude humour

RosieandherMaw

Is this meant to be humorous?
I thought we’d got over tittering at Colonel Bogey when we were kids.

Some of us have primitive senses of humour. I enjoy puns too

E.g. (in a northern Irish accent

The boys were all feeling merry so Mary stood up and walked out.

Well, you were warned that it was going to be crude.

RosieandherMaw

Is this meant to be humorous?
I thought we’d got over tittering at Colonel Bogey when we were kids.

Seems we haven’t.
They just aren’t funny.

Is this meant to be humorous?
I thought we’d got over tittering at Colonel Bogey when we were kids.

I got into terrible trouble for repeating this to a neighbour’s child when I was 5 or 6. I can’t recall who told it to me:

Cowboy Jimmy had a five foot willy
He showed it to the lady next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it’s only 2 foot 4.

I think I know the ending to your first song Kateykrunch.

Also…..It was in Bagdad where me Mother met me Dad, it was in the Foreign Legion where they did a dirty treason……(I’ll leave this with you for the rest), sorry lol.

My Mum taught my Daughter the song….
Maria, Maria, she pee’d on the fire.
The fire was hot so she pee’d in the pot.
The pot was too small……etc, etc.
unfortunately my Daughter then taught it to a neighbours child, said Neighbour was very distressed until I explained it wasnt me teaching my child a rude song….it was my Mother lol.

There is a really rude (crude) version of Tie my wallaby down

This is crude, sexist and horrible. I believe it is a ‘rugby’ song. Apologies in advance. (To the tune of ‘the Ash Grove’ or similar)
One black one, one white one
And one with a bit of shite on
The hairs on her diddy-di-dum
Hang down to her knees.
(Told you it was gross. Childish too.)

Love it !

Noooooooo! We will be earworming this all night.

I forgot to say but the tune is Colonel Bogey