This sounds a bit crude but last week there were 2 very small neat turds in our downstairs loo. I asked my husband if he was responsible for not flushing. We realised it was one of our cats, the same one that can open the back sliding door unless we lock it. Unfortunately it was just a one off, back to the litter tray now.
Nicola Sturgeons husband pleads guilty.
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