Favourite expressions you use a lot (lighthearted)

“May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you’re dead” - instead of “cheers”!
“May you live long and die all shapes” ditto!
Like a lost f**t in a thunderstorm - to somebody who is useless.

I once heard one of my favourite actors ,
Kevin Whately describe someone as not so green as cabbage looking .
I think that it was in Lewis .
I've loved that expression ever since .

Daddima

*Scribbles*, my saying for a treat or indulgence is, ‘ To Hell wi’ poverty, put another pea in the soup’, or ‘ gie the cat the canary’.

😂😂

Not an expression I use, but a bus conductor at the bus stop near my house years ago
“Anyone else for the boneyard?” (Stop near cemetery gates).

DH has said 'It can't be beyond the with of man' twice already this morning.

I think it might be grounds for divorce.

My gran used to say ‘ A blind man would be pleased to see it’, when something one was doing didn’t go quite right. A favourite one of mine, as I am often in that position

Wit not with. Grrrrrr!

I think I misread this and gave my late mother's expressions.
My own ?
Stone the crows
AmI right ?
We must press on and rise above it.