Esmay
I hesitate in telling this malapropism
I can't stop laughing everytime I think of it .I heard a lady say that she was picking up her vulva from the garage .
She didn't vrealise what she'd said and stared at the people around her in paroxisms of unconcontrollable laughter .
This is a true story. A long time ago my childless brother asked me what DC wanted as a birthday present. The Teletubbies were very popular at the times so I suggested he went to a toy shop and bought a toy Tinky Winky.
When he came to drop the present in he said "I don't know what the shop assistant found so funny when I asked for a toy Winky Wanky. They must sell dozens of them every day."
Sorry to lower the tone.