Why when I wear a white tee shirt do I always get sun screen or make up round the neck, however careful I am. When I put bleach down the loo why does it only splash when I have black trousers on? I opened a bottle of nail varnish remover earlier and lost half the contents trying to put some on a cotton wool pad. I had pulled off the little cap with the hole in it along with the screw top.
A Swell Idea From ASDA To Deter Shoplifters!
What colour car do you have or did you used to drive?
So sad I’ve nearly finished last Jilly Cooper


