"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.

I’ll have your Guts for garters. Does anyone even wear garters now apart from a bride?

I'll knock you intò kingdom come.
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute!
I'll swing for you!

Not all the ticket.

Not the full shilling

It's like Fred Karno's in here

A bit of how's your father

It's like Wookie Hole in here

It'll have your eye out

Oh yes, I'd forgotten how many times i nearly had my eye out!

If you break your leg, don't come running to me!

Who's she - the cat's mother?
What did your last slave die of?
Shut the door - were you born in a barn?

MissAdventure

I'll knock you intò kingdom come.
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute!
I'll swing for you!

😂😂😂 oh yes I remember those comments.
Or knock you into next week 😂

I don't care who started it, I'm finishing it!

Keep yer ‘air on… a favourite of Nan’s 😄

It's like a whole different language, really.
Still, better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

A bit of slap and tickle.

I beg your pardon say it all the time as my hearing goes and what was that song ' I beg your pardon I never promised you a Rose garden' 😆

Aong with the sunshine, there's gotta be a little rain sometimes.
Speak up, I'm mutton Jeff. (Geoff?)
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It’s Mutt and Jeff I think 🤔

Oh yes, that sounds more like it.

Into every life a little rain must fall, said pompously by our headmaster many moons ago.I don’t think much rain fell on his life.

I’m all in a tizzy!

The heebie geebies...

He/she's got the horrors (when someone is angry or miserable)

Now I haven't heard of that one.
The screaming abdabs, yes, but no horrors.

A bobbydazzler
A humdinger