MissAdventure
I was once on the phone to an ex, grown up man for a while.
We both hung up, except he hadn't.
I was then treated to him running in and out of his kitchen, shouting
"Aha!" and doing karate moves on an invisible assailant(s)
"So, you thought you could trick me! Take that!" executes an obviously marvellous spinning back fist...
"Aha! You will never get me to tell you the secret pass code!" Etc. Etc.
I hope he never reads this, as he was decidedly dejected when he picked up the phone and realised I was still there 
๐๐๐ oh that had me in stitches.
Yes of course I talk to myself and not just at home.
"oh ffs Wyllow"
"no, you forget the glasses"
"now what was I going to get" (supermarket)
"shriek" - third time come upstairs and gone down, forgetting item each time.
why did I do/say such and such...
Most helpful.