Your username explains how you die , how do you die?

Hit on the head by the star on the top of a Christmas tree.
Note to self - only buy a fairy for the top of the tree.

What a fun thread😄

Death by chocolate biscuits

Casdon

Cossy

Who knows ??? But I like this thread nonetheless

Strangled by a swimsuit, maybe?

Haha, clever 😁

I crash into the stars cos my Rocket fails to stop !!

Davilla, so I guess I catch something heavy off Dave?

Gored by a bull called Terri.

What a way to go Terrible!

valdali

Davilla, so I guess I catch something heavy off Dave?

I think you’re going to be hit by a Mexican house?

Where is Miss A, this thread is right up her street?

That's horri bull!

I'm going to go while consuming a bottle of amaretto must get some in

Well its either choking on the chocolate bar or being shot into space.

Galaxy

Well its either choking on the chocolate bar or being shot into space.

Well I'll see you up there !!!!

I think mine is self explanatory. Boring, though. Maybe I should change it to something more newsworthy and memorable. Trumpthwarter?

Still a work-in-progress

I'll exit stage with Queen's rhapsody seeing me off

boheminan

I'll exit stage with Queen's rhapsody seeing me off

Beautiful!

Choking on a mug of tea? Or possibly dying of shock at the price of tea the way things are going. Sorry, not so lighthearted.

Seemingly a MG55 is a type of machine gun 😮

Choking on a Cadbury's Curly wurly - not a bad way to go!

I thought this thread was strange to start with but I am enjoying it and it really makes me laugh.

Of inquisitiveness - well they do say curiosity killed the cat, so why not Alice?!!!!

Shot in flight and put in a pie.
(Oldfrill is a pigeon)

I thought I was clever but the hounds got me anyway. Not a way to go but I did enjoy the chase. I am currently snuggled round a rich ladies neck and frequently stroked, such a pity they removed my teeth!

Or taking the wrong pill - one of my favourite songs and also a book that profoundly affected me as a teenager. I'm not that disturbed, honestly!

I'm choking with laughter! These are brilliant.