Ruler Of The World (lighthearted)

On another thread, someone said (in jest), when I’m ruler of the world I’d ……

So if and when you’re ruler of the world, what will you do?

My first move will be to ban all adverts which upset or annoy me, including, but not limited to, Pee Pants, all to do with poo, the adverts for cremations, and those that feel we need to know about their “gush moments”.

Then I’d pass a law about carrier bags which suddenly split or dig deep into one’s palms (even bags for life).

And I’d employ dog wardens everywhere to pick up dog poo and post back through the owners letterboxes, when said owners don’t pick it up.

Finally I’d make non-alcoholic wine taste nice!

How about you??