Change of subject :Vibrators in Supermarkets

? Cherrytree

"How did you spend your day Bellanonna mum?"

"Oh just popped to Sainsbury dear,
Had quick search between the shavers and hair straighters looking for one of those Vibrator thingies"

Not in my local (large town) Sainsbury. I looked carefully among the hair straighteners and shavers, but zilch of a vibratory ilk.

Damnation - I've just been in Tescos this afternoon and forgot to look - "hurries off to get coat on again"

Ohh hope the Grandchildren don’t see it , they may thing it’s a Christmas toy?

Just watching a programme I recorded on sky two and in the ad break was an advert for online sex toys. I am in no way a prude but I think this is a touch too far.

What jokes, hereshoping?

I once had a top loading washing machine that had a "surgilator agitator" action. It was a Hoover. Perhaps it was in a relationship with the vacuum cleaner? And we've already heard about the strange behaviour of electric toothbrushes. I am beginning to wonder about the secret life of our household appliances after we all go to bed.

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Will customers going down isle 4 please be aware a customer is product testing.

I guess that’s what you call a Vibrator ??

Just sat on the washing machine during the spin cycle

Ohh not from my lads, thank you ?

Do you think that any of us might get one on Mother's day instead of the usual bunch of flowers?
Loved all the jokes.

I don't think anyone has said there is a problem Nelliemoser just a fun thread.

What''s the problem? As long as people only use it in the comfort of their home.

Just to say I find this thread very funny and my previous post at 6.54 - “Reported” - was in relation to a dodgy post advertising massages (the algorithms had connected the thread words!).
( Just thought if they removed the post you’d think I was being prudish

Polly48, well spotted and well done. ?

PS Grand-daughter is 16 just

Only recently found one in grand-daughter´s bag. Thought it was some sort of vaping gadget and then didn’t quite know which is worse. OMG it was so much simpler when they were younger

Reported

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I think I'll just listen to the Beach Boys

There's always tomorrow!