Change of subject :Vibrators in Supermarkets

Will there be demonstration models?

I can't believe I posted that

Mmm! Would I dare take one through the checkout without a brown paper bag over my head is the question!

Jalima?

Not sure if they are on sale here, I am going to the supermarket this afternoon and will have a look.

Jalimall thanks for making me laugh. I simply can't imagine anyone wanting to include one with their weekly shop.

Maybe the brown paper bag idea isn't such a good one Greyduster that may attract more attention than the vibrator.

Imagine going to the check out with one and the assistant is a teenage boy. How embarrassing for both customer and assistant.

Will there be BOGOFFS?

Free returns?

Or the barcode failing at checkout and the till assistant waving it aloft ringing a bell and asking for "price check please!

Also, if online shopping for home delivery, if no stock what would be their suggested replacement item?

Error in the bagging area

Did not think I would live to see this day ..........and have to ask.............Whatever next??!!

Gives a whole new meaning to 'have you any rabbit please '.
You made me laugh too Jalima?

Batteries included ?

Will young check out people have to shout out " Wines and spirits, Tampax and Sex Toys"
And Nora who has worked there for 47 years will let it go through.

Money back if not fully satisfied . . .

Sodapop ?. I have tears running down my cheeks!!

Often idle the queue time away looking at what other customers have in their baskets at the checkout
Often reminds me what I've forgotten!

Bogoff deals should be good at this time year?

Will one have to take a driving licence to prove one is old enough to buy one?

First gransnetter to "grab" one of these should get a prize from HQ????

Good grief the average shopping list is set to change.

Loaf of bread, tea bags, butter, rampant rabbit...

I'm sorry there are so many inapropriate jokes to be had here.
Mainly involving the meat aisle.