Change of subject :Vibrators in Supermarkets

I know you can get 'bullets' in vending machines in some establishments, because friends of mine thought it was funny one evening to get me one (a few yrs ago) and present it to me, in the pub! (Works well......) ?

I got mine at my local sex shop. One of my friends works there, he's just over 20 but looks more like 15. I wasn't embarrassed and neither was he. Some of his customers are when they think he really is 15.

This is one of the best,hilarious threads for ages, thank you all for a good laugh

You could go through the self service tills.

Ocado don’t seem to do them?

When my son was one and seated in the supermarket trolley, we unknowingly ‘parked’ him alongside the shelf that had condoms for sale. My OH and myself were intently looking at and comparing other items nearby. We were finally compelled to look up and take notice because of all the muffled giggles we heard from passing customers. To my horror and embarrassment somehow my son had managed to grab a pack of condoms, open it and was gaily offering one to anybody that passed !! We hastily retrieved it but then also felt obliged to buy them even though we had no need to use them at that time !

This is so funny, you ladies have a wicked sense of humour! The tune 'Good Vibrations' keeps going through my head!

Ref condoms, my late DFiL was known for his thrift. During the war troops were issued with free condoms to prevent STDs. His lot were fairly innocent so he saved them (the condoms) all to bring back to his newly married wife. He was very proud of this economy and rather put out when I fell about laughing about army issue condoms.

What excuse? reason? for a refund .If you had the 'bottle' ?.

Male order? Now that does appeal.

I hope there is lots to choose from, size does matter. LOL

I can!!! Exactly my thought too - following on from the thread about “Naked Attraction” on the TV it seems a ‘natural’ progression

Do they do male order? Just asking for a friend.

I just put sex toy into the search window of Morrisons online shopping.
groceries.morrisons.com/search?entry=sex%20toy

Bridgeit and all posters, this has really cheered me up this morning. Reading your posts out at work we are having a great laugh. Thanks

Ahem! Er, do they come in different colours and sizes?

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Honestly, people are so lazy these days! They just won't put in the effort! Alexa .....

Definitely an item to 'scan and go'

JackyB how true. I've really laughed, cheered up a very wet morning. Vibrating vagina, my DH would have laughed at that

What a super funny discussion. I am doing my housework with a smile on my face.

Made my day, can't stop laughing. Thanks everyone.

Sounds fine to me. Much less intimidating than the 'appropriate' outlets methinks. Seems to me that the checkouts are so busy seeking the barcode that the commodity goes unnoticed. Must investigate nonetheless......!