Change of subject :Vibrators in Supermarkets

First gransnetter to "grab" one of these should get a prize from HQ????

Will one have to take a driving licence to prove one is old enough to buy one?

Often idle the queue time away looking at what other customers have in their baskets at the checkout
Often reminds me what I've forgotten!

Bogoff deals should be good at this time year?

Sodapop ?. I have tears running down my cheeks!!

Money back if not fully satisfied . . .

Will young check out people have to shout out " Wines and spirits, Tampax and Sex Toys"
And Nora who has worked there for 47 years will let it go through.

Batteries included ?

Gives a whole new meaning to 'have you any rabbit please '.
You made me laugh too Jalima?

Did not think I would live to see this day ..........and have to ask.............Whatever next??!!

Error in the bagging area

Also, if online shopping for home delivery, if no stock what would be their suggested replacement item?

Or the barcode failing at checkout and the till assistant waving it aloft ringing a bell and asking for "price check please!

Free returns?

Will there be BOGOFFS?

Imagine going to the check out with one and the assistant is a teenage boy. How embarrassing for both customer and assistant.

Jalimall thanks for making me laugh. I simply can't imagine anyone wanting to include one with their weekly shop.

Maybe the brown paper bag idea isn't such a good one Greyduster that may attract more attention than the vibrator.

Not sure if they are on sale here, I am going to the supermarket this afternoon and will have a look.

Jalima?

Mmm! Would I dare take one through the checkout without a brown paper bag over my head is the question!

I can't believe I posted that

Will there be demonstration models?