Naughty secrets?

I have no naughty secrets, but if I had, would I be telling you about them?

3nanny6 my boobs have gone so far south that if I tried the ‘swinging tassels’ thing I would probably knock myself out!

Marmight if you win, perhaps you could find another use for them. Cocktail mixer? Smoothie whisk, maybe?

I think at end of the day what people do in the privacy off their own home is their business and hope whoever wins them enjoys them,

Are these all left overs from the closing down of a number of certain stores nationwide?
Are they rejects?

I got rid of my sexiest underwear - just in case I drop dead and one of my poor kids sorts out my clothes!

sex toys? [ raises eyebrows ] [ clutches faux pearls ] [ leaves the thread ]

I've entered. I've been making do with a human male recently and he's getting worn out
I'm sure my children wouldn't be shocked, it's the 21st century!

Well whoever wins the competition will be buzzing for a long time.

timetogo we really need a ‘likes’ button on here! ?

Well I have never won anything in my life. Might this be the first. Always up for a new experience.

Thanks ladies. We've both had a good laugh at the posts so I am off to enter now.

I agree with Liz46!

Just because I don't want to know about Granny's knicker drawer doesn't make me uptight.

This thread is so funny!

Just entered Competition.I think I should keep "naughty" thinks in a special box with notice on saying," if I'm dead or incapacitated do NOT OPEN and deposit in my neighbour's bin."
That way my sweet,innocent persona will remain untarnished

Great idea Dec46.

I do hope they're not second hand, Callistemon!

I was careful to say rejects not returned goods Oopsminty!

Oh blimey they re much less messy than a man ???
I m now going to find it anD enter anyone want a share ?

find it and enter....ah well

annsixty ohhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy I never thought if I won my name would be announced lol

I’ve entered - and may the best woman win! <eyes competition>

Dec46 If you saw a box with that label on, could you resist having a peep? I’m not sure that I could!

I’ve entered and if I win I’ve no problem with my name being announced.
The company is a very well known and successful online retailer so no worries about them being end of range.