Naughty secrets?

Perhaps I could put some sort of trap in the Box or better still have a recorded message that would play when the lid was lifted?
Now thinking of appropriate telling off messages !

Everyone to their own
Viva la difference
Live and let live I say!
No I haven't entered the competition

has anyone noticed the " Author's name" (titter)

I spotted a purple lace bra in the supermarket this morning and put it in the trolley. My husband commented 'sex toys AND a purple bra' much to the amusement of the lady next to us. I disappeared rapidly.

Many years ago when Ann Summers brought out the 'Rampant Rabbit' a friends son asked me to go to the shop with him to get his girlfriend some underwear.
As the product was very new it was very much on display.
Well!! I just found it so funny ( as did he) that we were both in hysterics, we just couldn't stop laughing.
The manager arrived and asked us to leave. She said that the shop was a serious establishment ( that made us worse)

I’ve loved this thread have had such a smile on my face hubby actually asked what I was laughing at!

has anyone noticed the " Author's name" (titter)

You said tit!!!!

50 lashes for me..... lol

I haven’t entered the competition. Don’t want that kind of thing. I want books . Or cakes.
When my Aunties house was cleared after she died my cousin found a box of love letters that were not from my uncle. They spanned about 20 years. Some gaps. They were very explicit indeed. From a (female) national treasure. Dead now. An actress. We knew they were friends, I remember her. I was shocked about my auntie. She kept that secret very well. You would never have thought she would have deceived my uncle. married 63 years.

I didn't realise this competition existed until I read this thread.
No I shan't enter. Toy boys are better than sex toys.

henetha

Henetha, a friend of mine had a toy boy she said he was too clinging, needy and always wanted mothering. I told her well if your experience is anything to go by then I will not bother as I would not be looking to be a substitute mother. Oh and she said the sex was nothing to write home about either.

Talking about whether they were used goods reminds me of when I was younger and I ran a series of photography workshops for a group of elderly ladies. One set up a posed picture of her empty bed (Tracy Emin was all the rage then) and borrowed some condoms from a nephew to put on the bedside table. She then regaled me with a tale about her and a friend during 2nd WW going away with a couple of handsome soldiers. They only had one Rubber Johnny between them and they took it in turns to use it! - washing it in between uses of course!

Well, 3nanny6, there's good toy boys and bad toy boys!

No I hadn't seen the competition, and no I wont be entering. Not sure why as sex toys are nothing to be secretive about: my rabbit is my best friend at the mo.

OMG lucky I wish so much that I could unsee those words

Wished I had not seen this thread as when watching something on tv there was a young woman who was interested in sexual things.

She spoke about certain toys and said she liked the "butt plug"
let me get the sick bucket how very YUCK YUCK YUCK! in fact I had never even heard of one of those it goes to show how much I know.

A nurse told us it's not unheard of ladies (young and old) bringing and using such toys during their hospital stay!

No way - really??!

SirChenjin really! The buzz gives them away!

Gives a whole new meaning to "buzzing for a nurse".

Good grief <- not envy. Imagine being in hospital and hearing buzzing from the next bed Why would anyone want to do that on a shared ward??!

I hadn't noticed the competition either.

A chacun son goût.

Sex toys used in conjunction with ones other half can be a really good idea.

Frankly, I cannot imagine I will be at all bothered if any other adult has the nerve to look in the box on the lowest shelf of my bedside table.

It would bother me if a child opened it, which is why everything is in a box with a lid that is hard to get off.

Who won?

I am horrified at such things being raffled off. I thought this was a respectable sight... sex toys are revolting of either sex of any age.

Sad to read some ladies have become the stereotype born again virgins. It’s ok to have some fun.
Having an organism is still available regardless of our age ladies - it’s free and fun. Relax and enjoy yourself.
(Sadly some men don’t have the same luxury. We ladies are so fortunate our bits still work regardless of age)