Like his big sister, my son, now 30, was breastfed. Along with the usual embarrassments of wet patches appearing on clothing, I have one memorable tale...
Son cut his first teeth at the age of three months which made breastfeeding him an often painful experience. My ex husband thought this extremely funny; watching me grip the chair or headboard with white knuckles and trying not to yell as the teeth went in.
One warm Saturday afternoon I was busy cooking, our little son was still fractious after his feed but had been put down for a nap. The ex was in bed after night duty, trying to catch a few zzz's. I heard him talking to the little one and then things seemed to quieten down.
Suddenly there was a massive AAARGH! from the bedroom, followed by expletives. I ran in with floury hands. Son had discovered lying on Dad's chest that Dads had nipples too and clamped on with a mighty bite.
The shock of Daddy yelling didn't make son cry and release though, it made him grab handfuls of Dad's chest hair and hold tight...
I'm only slightly ashamed to say that I laughed so hard I wet myself.
Times article claim that Waspi women are tone deaf and should read the room
Was a shock the first time it happened, considering that I am 67 years old, but now I wrap myself in one of my daughters silk scarves as he loves the feel and smell of mummy. 
