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Win a gorgeous Mason Cash baking range worth £130!

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EmilyGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 06-Oct-14 09:20:06

When choosing a cake recipe to wow your friends and family, do you pick a new one and simply pour your heart into it, or is it a case of batter the devil you know?

To celebrate the launch of the new, colourful and pun-tastic 'Bake My Day' range, Mason Cash has teamed up with Gransnet to give its lovely members the chance to win one of five complete sets of the Bake My Day range worth up to £130!

To take part, all you need to do is put your thinking cap on and post your baking puns on the thread here.
All entries will be judged by the team at Mason Cash, who will pick their five favourite baking puns.

The winners might feature on future additions to the range, so there if your creative wordsmithery is particularly good, it could end up in kitchens all over the world!

This competition has now closed. Thanks for all your entries. Our winners have now been chosen...please see the bottom of the thread to see who!!

Clairemike Mon 06-Oct-14 15:21:46

The local baker was paying his staff based on a flourly rate.

nicbish1 Mon 06-Oct-14 15:24:52

All you knead is love smile

Teetime Mon 06-Oct-14 15:26:07

If you wanted loaves and fishes couldn't you just have Pikelets.

callkiki Mon 06-Oct-14 15:33:05

A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef

geezerbird44 Mon 06-Oct-14 15:59:36

Good bakers will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast they can do

grannyactivist Mon 06-Oct-14 16:03:33

What do you call a pillaging pastry?

A pierate!

hdh74 Mon 06-Oct-14 16:06:59

Muffin ventured, muffin gained.

beeelaine Mon 06-Oct-14 16:22:24

Why did the baker have brown fingers?
He Kneaded a poo.

(sorry but its one of those kids jokes my son used to find really funny and couldnt resist posting it)!

lizd31 Mon 06-Oct-14 16:26:17

Our local baker had 12 children, there was always a bun in the oven

mrspea Mon 06-Oct-14 16:26:59

Why was the the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!

sue01 Mon 06-Oct-14 16:34:25

When Good King Wenceslas was asked how he wanted his Pizza, he replied " Deep pan, crisp and even"

wooden Mon 06-Oct-14 16:56:27

there"s nothing like being a crust above the rest

eleanorw56789 Mon 06-Oct-14 18:08:17

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

janerowena Mon 06-Oct-14 18:12:11

What the Passionate Shepherd really meant to say to his Love

(With sincere apologies to Christopher Marlowe)

Come live with me and be my oven glove
And we will all the yeasty pleasures prove
That mills and millers, farmers and fields
And all that Mr.Hovis* yields.

*insert favourite brand here, sadly Tesco Strong White Value Range didn't have quite the right ring to it, neither did it scan.

I cleaned out an entire china cabinet while thinking that one up!

Grannyknot Mon 06-Oct-14 18:13:20

These are fabulous!

To the latecomer at the village fete cake stall: "Sorry, all's scone!"

janerowena Mon 06-Oct-14 18:14:02

Oh God, I just saw the finishing date, I was rather hoping it would be next week so I can stop!

Can someone please stop me being able to post on this? Can I be banned from a thread?

Sarn Mon 06-Oct-14 18:34:52

Muffin ventured, Muffin gained or You aint seen Muffin yet!! The Rolling Scones and The Yeastie Boys were good!

bella165 Mon 06-Oct-14 18:44:40

I have a couple,
A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do. smile


They met in cooking class. It was boil meets grill.

MiceElf Mon 06-Oct-14 18:45:57

What did the baker say when he wandered into the caroenter's workshop and injured himself?

Oh pang, oh shock, oh lathe.

MiceElf Mon 06-Oct-14 18:47:30

That should be carpenter's

lindac123 Mon 06-Oct-14 19:17:55

Two men in the kitchen
what ones the cowboy ??

the one on the range !

Maggiemaybe Mon 06-Oct-14 19:31:51

Well, for goodness cake, this is getting a trifle out of hand. The heat is on now. Puns being cooked up every naan-asecond. There must be hundreds and thousands of you all wanting a slice of the action. There are one or two half-baked attempts and a bit of waffling, but most are grate. It proves that GNers can rise to any occasion. They broke the mould after they made us.

I’ll get my coat…. smile

EmNix Mon 06-Oct-14 19:35:21

The latest crime thriller Butter off dead... It's a trifle surprising!

bridge16 Mon 06-Oct-14 19:44:45

You ain't seen muffin yet!

janerowena Mon 06-Oct-14 19:48:44

Oh dear, this is just horrible! grin pangohshockohlathe...<shakesheadsadly>