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Win a gorgeous Mason Cash baking range worth £130!

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EmilyGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 06-Oct-14 09:20:06

When choosing a cake recipe to wow your friends and family, do you pick a new one and simply pour your heart into it, or is it a case of batter the devil you know?

To celebrate the launch of the new, colourful and pun-tastic 'Bake My Day' range, Mason Cash has teamed up with Gransnet to give its lovely members the chance to win one of five complete sets of the Bake My Day range worth up to £130!

To take part, all you need to do is put your thinking cap on and post your baking puns on the thread here.
All entries will be judged by the team at Mason Cash, who will pick their five favourite baking puns.

The winners might feature on future additions to the range, so there if your creative wordsmithery is particularly good, it could end up in kitchens all over the world!

This competition has now closed. Thanks for all your entries. Our winners have now been chosen...please see the bottom of the thread to see who!!

Galen Wed 08-Oct-14 13:18:42

No hair in my jug

Galen Wed 08-Oct-14 13:15:41

Here today, scone tomorrow

chrriss88 Wed 08-Oct-14 12:42:25

My husband said the bakery next door is just a 'scones throw away'

janerowena Wed 08-Oct-14 11:02:12

grin

KatyK Wed 08-Oct-14 10:45:10

The funniest baking pun I ever heard was one from the Fanny and Johnny Craddock show many years ago. Fanny had made ring doughnuts and she was winding up the programme with 'goodbye, see you next time' and the long suffering Johnny added 'and I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's. grin

Liberty2 Wed 08-Oct-14 09:51:19

When baking dog biscuits, make sure you use collie-flour!

janerowena Wed 08-Oct-14 09:31:58

Hare today, bone tomorrow.

karenwhitt Wed 08-Oct-14 09:29:57

You'll only get out of it what you pudding.

simontink Tue 07-Oct-14 23:20:56

A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do

barbaraellen Tue 07-Oct-14 21:18:41

Bake Millionaires Shortbread for very little dough!

kathcake Tue 07-Oct-14 21:06:40

Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.

janerowena Tue 07-Oct-14 20:25:32

Beer today, scone tomorrow.

noodles Tue 07-Oct-14 20:06:47

The problem with home baking is that it's all scone too fast.

bamba Tue 07-Oct-14 19:59:12

Have you noticed that grandmas who bake have a great knead to make bread?

viduska Tue 07-Oct-14 19:55:16

The local baker was paying his staff based on a flourly rate.

greenfinger5 Tue 07-Oct-14 19:51:56

It takes two to Mango!

constance Tue 07-Oct-14 16:56:38

Fastest cake in the world - scone!
Though technically that is a joke rather than a pun.
I can see I am going to have to dig out an ancient book of puns or start channelling my father's spirit...

rockgran25 Tue 07-Oct-14 14:52:12

I don't bake Jammy Dodgers I bake "Nanny Dodgers".

Marmight Tue 07-Oct-14 13:13:01

This thread is so punny. Where you bean all my life, romaine calm, I'm just raisin da roof

maryjo Tue 07-Oct-14 12:54:42

Melting moments; when 2 hearts are sharing

janerowena Tue 07-Oct-14 12:54:41

Fine words butter no parsnips, sadly

This gooseberry's no fool

NOT chicken feed

Egghead, and proud of it

Fishy goings-on

Stir-crazy

Silly goose

Duck or grouse

Pea supper

What's your beef?

janerowena Tue 07-Oct-14 12:43:57

I wish we had a 'like' button.

rubysong Tue 07-Oct-14 12:06:53

One man's meat is another man's poisson.

janerowena Tue 07-Oct-14 11:47:23

Just desserts.

janerowena Tue 07-Oct-14 11:45:05

Sweet somethings.