I would like to win an iPad because...
I'm not your usual old fuddy duddy
I've got a load of tech
From a twin tub washing machine
To a working cassette deck
I've got a bakelite wireless
Tuned to Radio 3
My zimmer frame is made of aluminium
Cutting edge that's me!
When the grandkids are around
I pull out my 78s
Astounding them with recordings
From the music hall greats
Billy, the eldest, is insistent
He says, you need an Apple, Granddad
You'd get all the grannies salivating
If you only had an iPad
So, I suppose to make the grandkids smile
I'll enter this little ditty
And hope to win this apple thingy
I hope you find it witty!