Here's another spooky poem for Halloween, in the Geordie vernacular, about Haunted Newcastle upon Tyne...
Haunted Newcastle
The histr’y of Newcastle has been widely written doon,
By historians an’ experts whee knah ahll aboot wor toon.
An’ one aspect of that story which appears in certain books,
Are the tales of ghosts an’ ghoulies, an’ of such assorted spooks.
There are many “haunted” places, which might cause yah’re flesh te creep,
From that baleful soundin’ “Black Gate” te wor famous Castle Keep.
At the Keep the shady figure of a woman has appeared,
With a bairn held in hor arms, and a face that’s sore affeared.
In that same location sightings of a soldier have been made,
Ahll dressed in Roman uniform, with shield an’ spear an’ blade,
As he stands on guard where in the past his Legion rested here,
From their duties on the “Vallum” te defend that far frontier.
Supernatural appearances abound in Theatre land,
At the Tyne and at the Royal, where the architecture’s grand.
The “Grey Lady” at the Royal who supposedly had died,
When she jumped doon from the circle in a tragic suicide.
At the Tyne there is a stagehand’s shade, who haunts that same location,
Where some props fell doon an’ killed him, an untimely termination.
At Blackfriars, now a restaurant, but once a holy place,
In the distant thirteen hundreds a Franciscan in disgrace,
Breaking monkish vows he sadly left his lover Nun with child,
Both monk an’ nun were cruelly by powers that be reviled.
The nun was wahlled up while alive, an’ left to slowly die,
The monk’s fate is not clear, but as centuries go by,
His mourning ghost appears teday aroond old Friar’s Green,
A wanderin’ phantom in torment, still tied to that sad scene.
Doon near the Law Courts is an alley, that’s knahn as the Broad Chare,
An’ nearby on the Quayside there’s a “Silky” lurkin’ there.
Shuh gets hor name from rustlin’ sounds, made by hor ghostly dress,
An’ sightin’s of this spectre are designed te bring on stress.
Just why shuh means te terrify wuh divvent knah for sure,
Her motivation quite unknown, her origin obscure.
Not far from there ye’ll see the hoose which Bessie Surtees left,
Elopin’ with John Scott, te leave her family bereft.
With ahll on horseback, Dog Leap Stairs were reached in hot pursuit,
Where John and Bessie struggled on, continuin’ their route.
But their pursuers came te grief upon those steps so steep,
As horses fell and people died ahll tumbled in a heap.
So if ye gan te Dog Leap Stairs upon a moonless night,
Ye might just hear those phantom hooves upon that stony flight.
Ah could gan on fer ages, listin’ many a location,
Where mysterious occurrences defy an explanation.
But as ah read aboot wor toon, one fact is very clear,
That if such things as ghosts exist, thuh’d certainly come here.
Ah luv this toon that ah cahll yem, an’ when me days are through,
If afterlife permits it, ah’ll come back an’ haunt it too..
Difficult relationship with adult daughter

so I basically wrote a hurried post (I do everything in a hurry) and not a story. Oh well, that'll teach me 
