In the middle of the night,
In the hostel where I was sleeping,
I heard a deep and gutteral noise,
and afterwards, someone weeping,
I got up and peered out of the window,
certain the noise came from outside,
the grounds were darker than deepest night,
so I thought I would just let it slide.
But again, as I slid back into bed,
the noise seemed to start up again
I wasn't used to ever being scared,
but this noise, on scary scale, was a ten!
I peered through the little peep hole in the door,
and tried to see if anything was there,
there was nothing but the light of the hallway shining
certainly nothing there to make me scared.
But all of a sudden, the light it switched off,
and my heart started thudding even more,
I tried to get back into my warm bed again,
but by now, was still next to the door.
The noise, it was still going on somewhere,
and I needed to know what was going on,
my heart by now was thumping in my throat,
but at least least my heartbeat was still strong!
I decided that to hell with it, I'm opening the door,
I no matter cared how scary it would be,
I couldn't sleep with this noise going on,
so I opened the door as quietly as could be.
I took one step from outside the door,
and listened for the horrible noise,
I couldn't hear anything so I walked further on,
but then suddenly stopped in an awkward poise.
The noise was louder, outside the double doors,
that led to the next corridor,
I opened the doors, again quieter still,
and could hear the weird noise even more.
But now it sounded even more bizarre still,
like a scream but muffled, but terrifying,
I was shaking by now, as I came to the door,
where whatever it was was now crying.
I knocked tentatively upon the door,
and the noise seemed to come to a stop,
the door opened fast, and a young bloke stood there,
and on the floor, was his wife, about to pop!
Yep, in labour, and upon their floor,
crying and screaming in pain,
this was like something from a horror film,
and the blokes face was so white and quite drained!
I asked if there was anything that I could do,
and the bloke pulled me in double quick,
I asked the guy to fetch me hot towels,
(I'd seen it before on some hospital flick!)
I tried to calm the young woman down,
but soon enough, the baby was crowning!
the cord was wrapped around the kids neck though,
"Help me God!" I thought "Cause here, I am drowning!"
I lifted the cord over the babys head,
which was now completely through!
I held onto the poor womans hand,
and guided out the baby which was blue.
I grabbed one of the very warm towels,
and rubbed colour back into the baby,
I made sure the childs mouth was all clean,
and handed the kid to the lady!
by this point, the paramedics had arrived,
and they cut the umbilical cord,
I was then able to slink off back to my room,
and believe me, a stiff drink I poured!!!
I had never had a night that full of scares
and I still think my hands might be shaky!
'Cause that was the spookiest night of my life,
on my own, delivering that baby!
(Ps that baby turned out to be a girl,
and they decided to name her Fran!
They thanked me for helping with a bottle of wine,
and told me a home birth was not in their birth plan!)