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Tell us your Bond girl/villain name and win a beautiful Bond by Design book

(85 Posts)
LaraGransnet (GNHQ) Wed 28-Oct-15 13:53:01

To celebrate the release of Spectre we've jumped on the Bond wagon got a beautiful HB of Bond By Design: The Art of the James Bond Films. All you have to do is tell us your Bond girl or Bond villain name and post it on the thread.
This competition ends on 11 November. Usual T&Cs apply.
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NanSue Fri 30-Oct-15 15:40:02

Lady Lettice O'Leef

kyalami Fri 30-Oct-15 16:29:01

Tipsy Bollinger wink

sharkgirl Fri 30-Oct-15 16:45:31

Sapphire Pixie-Minx

Dillonsgranma Fri 30-Oct-15 19:56:42

Miss Spent a penny :-)

bumblebee Fri 30-Oct-15 20:48:07

Bond Villain Names:- Arachnid Octavius, Lord Benedict Hildebrandt, Devlin Desa'ad, Diablo Murciélago, Bauble Fortune, Sir Randolph Mortimer, Baron Vader Von Strucker, Dr Franco Lichtenstein.

Bond Girl Names:- Arancia Sanguinella (from Florence, Italy), Dame Dumas (posh French Bond girl), Oui Oui Bijou (another from France, not quite so posh), Jewel Jemstone, Passion DeNyle, Summer Torres, Victoria Valentine.

wine ... shaken, not stirred!!!

Envious Sat 31-Oct-15 04:43:22

Ultra Violet

Greyduster Sat 31-Oct-15 09:41:56

The well known Dutch master criminal Hertz Van Rentals!

glossy23 Sat 31-Oct-15 13:47:26

Skylark

Marian1412 Sat 31-Oct-15 14:37:23

Fanny Tasmic

Matella Sat 31-Oct-15 19:36:44

Hortense smile

granniefinn Sun 01-Nov-15 17:14:30

Granny go get them
Or
Granny go lightly

jinglbellsfrocks Sun 01-Nov-15 17:30:42

Whothefuckcares.

jinglbellsfrocks Sun 01-Nov-15 17:33:06

Or

whatbloodystupidcompcanithinkofnow

That'll do it. Rolls off the tongue nicely.

Ana Sun 01-Nov-15 17:38:19

Onya Byke

jinglbellsfrocks Sun 01-Nov-15 17:48:01

Took me a while to work out what an HB actually is. It's a book. A hardback book. Is that so difficult to type in full? H a r d b a c k. hmm

themoll Sun 01-Nov-15 17:54:11

Venus Flytrap
Roger Oat

crozziefan23 Sun 01-Nov-15 18:32:39

Ida Down.

Fleuramum1 Sun 01-Nov-15 22:10:33

Sooty champagne Bond girl
Cunthooks glarore villan

Ana Sun 01-Nov-15 22:15:24

shock hmm

jinglbellsfrocks Sun 01-Nov-15 22:45:11

Fleuramum Are you drunk, or can you just not spell? hmm

jinglbellsfrocks Mon 02-Nov-15 11:26:35

I truly hate James Bond.

A name incorporating "TouchmeyouarrogantbastardandI'llslice it off" would be good. But it doesn't exactly roll ft the tongue.

vampirequeen Mon 02-Nov-15 12:50:46

Adam St Germaine

Boris Littlecock

Bellyflop

Ivana Snog

Sarah Simpleton

Trusty Thrust

Sly R'Mark

Slowly Up'ndown

Nemesis

Concordia Plane

Venus Allure

Atlas

Chronos

Tartarus

Uranus

This is such fun grin

Miriam Mon 02-Nov-15 16:26:19

Petra Fying

vampirequeen Mon 02-Nov-15 16:50:35

Tabitha Twicenightly

rosesarered Mon 02-Nov-15 19:28:10

jingl I don't think that you are really getting into the spirit of this competition.grin