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Christmas Day hip hip hooray
Santa's back with his sack
girls and boys making a noise
the cat wears a hat
the dog eats the yule log
time to go says Auntie Flo
Christmas Day hip hip hooray

the crow sits on mistletoe

A Cockatoo sits on a rock-or-two

The horse sat down with some force....of course!

The Possum sat on the Blossom
The Ocelot sat on the Robot (or Car lot)
The Fox sat on the Gift Box
The Lion sat on the Iron
The Monkey sat on the Donkey
The Ass sat on the Overpass
The Bird sat on the Herd
The Bee sat in the Tree
The Fish sat on a Wish Dish
The Toad sat on the Road
The Rabbit sat on a Habit
The Pig sat on a Big Twig
The Elephant sat on a Chaise Longue Elegant
The Tiger sat on the Eiger
The Squirrel sat on the Sorel

Fingers crossed

Rhino sits under mistletoe waiting for a kiss, along came a slithery snake and scared him with a hiss.

The Codfish has a Christmas wish !!

Bees sit on Christmas trees

Hake sit on Christmas cake

Collie sits on holly

The flea sits on the Brie

The fly sits on a mince pie

Puffins sit on muffins

It's very important to remember... slugs sit on rugs, crabs sit on slabs, yaks sit on sacks, wrens sit on pens, mice sit on rice, rams sit on yams, voles sit on bowls, ewes sit on pews, swans sit on scones, grubs sit on shrubs, ducks sit on trucks, stoats sit on boats, whales sit on nails, skunks sit on trunks, chicks sit on sticks, llamas sit on pyjamas, bantams sit on phantoms, raccoons sit on balloons and... FROGS sit on LOGS!

Anteaters sit on heaters.

At the woodland christmas meeting while the birds were busy tweeting, a tick took the mick then a snake took a break, so the hare took the chair.

Bumble bees land on chimpanzees

bearded dragons sit on flagons
snakes curl round rakes

The chunky caterpillar was a hunky stocking filler! :-)

The top of the tree felt high and scary, to the pretty little festive fairy.

The Armadillo sat on a pillow :-)

Christmas Eve Sitting by the fire eating Christmas cake. Dad outside collecting leaves with his rake. In the kitchen Mum is busy, and Gran shouts out I feel a bit dizzy. We all rush to help and what do we find. Gran has drunk too much Mulled Wine. We all giggle as her cheeks are rosy red, and Gran declares "it's gone straight to my head".

Christmas Pud - tastes so good! ?

Those who eat too much Christmas log will spend Boxing Day sat on the bog.

Rudolph the reindeer brings everyone Christmas cheer.

The snails sat on the rails

Pandas sit on verandahs.

Frogs jump around, not making a sound!

Armadillos sit on pillows

sorry,
Pebblepip has already thought of this!