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NOW CLOSED: Competition: Win a signed copy of Oi Frog! and a Waitrose Yule log

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KatGransnet (GNHQ) Fri 27-Nov-15 09:58:43

We're offering 15 free Waitrose Yule logs and a signed copy of Oi Frog! to gransnetters who come up with the best festive or animal rhyme in one sentence, in the style of the book (eg ‘pheasants sit on presents’ etc.)

From the award-winning Kes Gray and the winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, Jim Field, comes an hilarious rhyming tale about a frog who discovers that all animals have their special places to sit!

Cats sit on mats, hares sit on chairs, mules sit on stools and gofers sit on sofas, but Frog does not want to sit on a log! Jam-packed with animals and silliness, this original rhyming story will have young children in fits of laughter

'An absolute treat.' - Daily Mail

'Hilarious illustrations and rhymes which are easy to recite and join in. Everyone will love it.' - The Guardian

Watch the trailer here:



Oi Frog is published by Hachette Children's Group and can be purchased on Amazon.

Post your festive or animal rhymes (in one sentence) below by Friday 11 December to be entered into the competition.

NotSpaghetti Sat 05-Dec-15 06:59:28

The turtle sat on a spurtle...

hbrannan10 Sat 05-Dec-15 08:34:05

Cats and dogs each chocolate logs!

carolboz Sat 05-Dec-15 11:46:01

Alpacas sit on crackers

alastairpert Sat 05-Dec-15 12:14:55

The gnu loves stew, which he eats with Irn Bru

Sappho Sat 05-Dec-15 12:48:45

Santa sits on roofs or Reindeers: Reindeers sit on roofs or hooves.

newfield Sat 05-Dec-15 14:36:31

Wild hogs sit on scrumptious yule logs.

triciastarkey Sat 05-Dec-15 15:02:46

A little stray cat kept visiting me, and now she's part of our family.

judyfe Sat 05-Dec-15 15:36:01

Santa sat on my Fanta

kwal Sat 05-Dec-15 16:08:24

Over indulging leads to tummy bulging

Apple123 Sat 05-Dec-15 16:27:19

Elves sit on shelves.

Apple123 Sat 05-Dec-15 16:29:37

Santa Claus sits on floors.

katynana Sat 05-Dec-15 18:33:24

Moles sit in bowls.

Bees sit on my knees.

Parrots sit on carrots.

Llamas sit on farmers.

Octopuses sit in buses.

Clams sit in trams.

keffie Sat 05-Dec-15 21:38:22

The puppy dog he ate the frog as part of his Christmas treat

hindsbeans Sat 05-Dec-15 21:43:06

Lizards dont enjoy blizzards

lankylancelot Sun 06-Dec-15 11:55:47

meerkats sit on gnats

Samie Sun 06-Dec-15 13:04:05

Everyone seems to have found somewhere to sit
So anyone spare can sit on a chair

blubber Sun 06-Dec-15 13:28:22

A chocolate log is not for a frog
we love a fire the frog likes the mire

ryesmummy12 Sun 06-Dec-15 16:14:21

Cheetah's sit on Hares because there is no Chairs

sharon Sun 06-Dec-15 16:50:43

"oh to be a Christmas Tree"

maria411 Sun 06-Dec-15 16:56:53

The bear sits in a chair
while the dog sits on the bog,
and the pig sits in a wig
having a swig
of eggnog

Seros13 Sun 06-Dec-15 19:41:31

Yule be happy to know that frogs love snow ?❤️

Seros13 Sun 06-Dec-15 19:43:15

Yule be happy to know that frogs love snow ??

Seros13 Sun 06-Dec-15 19:48:02

Yule be happy to know that frogs love snow ??

pumpkinface Sun 06-Dec-15 20:33:07

Hens sit on Snowmen

pumpkinface Sun 06-Dec-15 20:33:54

Sloths sit on festive tablecloths