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My son asked one day if the aliens lived above or below God? What do you say ...!

2 1/2 year old dgd, on being asked what she'd like for breakfast ' toast with red jam, but not strawberry. No butter and no toast!'

I pointed out to mine that his front tooth was growing crooked & he might need braces, he replied "does this mean I get glasses too?"

My Grandson told me that his Mummy keeps a bag of crisps on her dressing table incase she gets hungry while she puts her make-up on because it takes quite a while!

"If I eat myself, would I become twice as big or disappear completely?"

Not a question but a statement. My grandsons were running ahead of me so I asked them to slow down as Grandma was getting old and couldn't keep up. The ypunger one replied "You aren't old Grandma, you just look it."

She met her local MP and asked her if she was in the House of Commons when Guy Fawkes tried to blow it up.......

My grandaughter asked me how babies were born. I told her about the storks and angels, but she relpied no nana they come out of mummie big tummy but how? I told her by magic as she was only 5 years old at the time. She reponded her teacher told her the baby came out of her pyjamas, she told her teacher mummy dosnt were pyjamas she weres shorts, I was stumped at to what to explain to her. Too cleaver for me I told her to ask daddy. He really thanked me for that

it was if NASA was a planet

when we went in a canal boat in venice: 'granny, what's that godzilla doing?' (gondolier!)

Nanny how old are you? because if you're not sure you can find out by looking on the label in the back of your knickers!

My Grandson asked me where Grandad had put my wall. (He had scraped the wallpaper off)

When you take your teeth out at night, how much do you get from the tooth fairy?

My Grandson was unwell and asked me why don't I feel like having fun Nanna? Bless him

When asked what he wanted to be when he grew up my young grandson said, "a grandma". Must have thought it looked like a fun job.

Eldest GS when he was about 3, after listening to adults talking about the"good old days" and how we have advanced since our parents time, asks "Nanny where is your candle now?"☹️

When I first got a Sat Nav I remember my grandchild asking how the lady who wasn't even in the car knew the way and I didn't!

when colouring on white paper my 2 year old granddaughter tried to use a white crayon, "granny - white it no work, does it need new batteries ?"

"If it rains, does that mean that God is crying?"

My father in law recently died. On the days leading up to his death my youngest asked why I was spending so much time at the hospital. I tried to explain but couldnt help but laugh when she said "Have the angels got to wait for the repair man before they can pick Gramps up then"

My Grandson said to me

'Grandma, why do you look after us so often?'

I replied

'Because your mum and dad have to go to work to earn money to buy lots of treats for you'

To which my Grandson replied:

'Why can't you and Grandad go to work instead and give us the money for our treats?'

"Why do you not have a willie, Nanny? (I don't know!)

Did asked great gran where her mother was and she replied 'oh she's dead, your great great grandma' , the little one then brought the handset to her saying' there you can phone your mummy now, is she in heaven with my Daddy'.

My granson is 8 yrs old and is like Bamber Gaisgone .My hudband told him my birthday was coiming up.He ssked me how old id be .I ssid 55 yrs.He looked horrifyd and took a deep breath and said .And will you still be alive nana .Im still lsughing now

My grandson at 4 wanted to know “why you go to Devon when you die? It was just so cute and i'll never forget it to this day.