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my granson asked me if i was pregnant think it was time lose some weight

5 year old: "do you know that little boys have something little girls don't have?"
Me: " do they?"
5 year old: " yes they have dinosaurs"
Me: "phew!"

Nanna, why do octopuses have eight testicles?
Try and answer that one with a straight face....

my granddaughter was looking at the vegetables I was growing, when she asked "Grandma where is the pasta growing?"

One of the family's chickens died. Childminder asked GD (5) if it had gone to heaven.
GD: 'Oh no, Daddy wrapped it in a black bag and put it in the bin'.

Other GD once asked 'What did you do in the War, Granny?'
Me: I was a toddler!

In a restaurant DD told DGDs "we are in a grown up restaurant, so let's have a grown up conversation- what shall we talk about? "
DGD (7) - " car insurance? "

My grandson wanted to know why i had wrinkly elbows!!

Stacie asked me if jacket potatoes were made from monkeys! When I asked her why she thought this, she said she thought that the arms, legs and head were pulled off before baking!!

Stacie asked me if jacket potatoes were made from monkeys! When I asked her why she thought this, she said she thought that the arms, legs and head were pulled off before baking!!

Stacie asked me if jacket potatoes were made from monkeys! When I asked her why she thought this, she said she thought that the arms, legs and head were pulled off before baking!!

I was holding my granddaughter and she asked me why I had a spider on my face.
she was looking at my mole with hairs coming out. I soon plucked them all out

"Grandma...if I want a little baby, when I'm bigger, do I have to actually, like, KISS a boy (much face pulling and expressions of disgust from her!!) or can I just offer to swap one of my best toys..????

Errrm...

My GD asked what it was like when dinosaurs were alive when I was little!

Granddad to granddaughter while watching the news..something about a transvestite..
Grandad.....that's what you are
Grandaughter running in to me in kitchen....Nanny, granddad says my vest's too tight, it's not ..is it ?

I was stumped when my nephew aged 6 asked "why don't fish have belly buttons?"

Can we go and kill Zombies

My grandson at 4 wanted to know “why you go to Devon when you die? It was just so cute and i'll never forget it to this day.

My granson is 8 yrs old and is like Bamber Gaisgone .My hudband told him my birthday was coiming up.He ssked me how old id be .I ssid 55 yrs.He looked horrifyd and took a deep breath and said .And will you still be alive nana .Im still lsughing now

Did asked great gran where her mother was and she replied 'oh she's dead, your great great grandma' , the little one then brought the handset to her saying' there you can phone your mummy now, is she in heaven with my Daddy'.

"Why do you not have a willie, Nanny? (I don't know!)

My Grandson said to me

'Grandma, why do you look after us so often?'

I replied

'Because your mum and dad have to go to work to earn money to buy lots of treats for you'

To which my Grandson replied:

'Why can't you and Grandad go to work instead and give us the money for our treats?'

My father in law recently died. On the days leading up to his death my youngest asked why I was spending so much time at the hospital. I tried to explain but couldnt help but laugh when she said "Have the angels got to wait for the repair man before they can pick Gramps up then"

"If it rains, does that mean that God is crying?"

when colouring on white paper my 2 year old granddaughter tried to use a white crayon, "granny - white it no work, does it need new batteries ?"

When I first got a Sat Nav I remember my grandchild asking how the lady who wasn't even in the car knew the way and I didn't!