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LauraGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 04-Dec-17 12:11:16

We've teamed up with Bonnier Publishing to give you the chance to win a £100 M&S voucher and four hilarious titles.

Most of us have had a ’senior moment’, whether it's calling your child by the wrong name (us, often) or returning from the supermarket without the one item you specifically went in for (oh, us again. Frequently).

But it seems that these things happen to the best of us and that's certainly borne out by Senior Moments, a hilarious new book series collating the best of award-winning greeting card illustrator Tim Whyatt’s cartoons depicting the highs, lows, laughter and indignities of later life.

To be in with a chance of winning an M&S voucher and copies of Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully, Christmas, Love & Marriage and Uncensored, tell us - what's your funniest 'senior moment'?

The Senior Moments series is out now and available to buy from WHSmith.

Please post your entry below by midday Monday 18 December.

Usual T&Cs apply.

katynana Wed 06-Dec-17 16:14:52

I, too, have done the mislaid purse scenario. It took about a week to turn up at the bottom of a shopping bag containing assorted wild bird feeds. The bag was in the henhouse where I had slung it, in a hurry, as it was raining hard at the time. Of course, by then, all cards had been cancelled so a lot of bother was 'enjoyed' in sorting out my 'senior moment'.

henbane Wed 06-Dec-17 16:24:10

I still lay out all my clothes for the next day when I go to bed, as I used to when working. Yesterday I stuck a panty liner on the side of my knickers instead of in the gusset - this morning I couldn't work out how to put them on! My excuse is that I had an op yesterday and was suffering from the after-effects of general anaesthetic...

glenka Wed 06-Dec-17 16:45:02

Forgetting where I had parked the car and spending nearly half an hour looking for it in the rain

bumblebee Wed 06-Dec-17 17:08:50

What a terrific competition.

So may funny 'senior' moments come to mind. Hope I'm not too mean in recounting the following --> During a trip to the seaside, we were queuing up for ice-cream at a local kiosk. An elderly man in the queue ahead of us was wearing a white t-shirt with the words "If found, please return to Verity!" emblazoned upon it. Mystified, we returned to the beach after making our purchase.

A few yards from where we had set ourselves down was a rather grumpy looking woman with a twisted pout. She was wearing a white T-shirt with the words "I AM VERITY" printed across it.

smile

Jana Wed 06-Dec-17 17:38:44

Arriving at the dentist’s with minutes to spare as I got out of the car I realised I had odd shoes on. Apart from having the same size heel they were completely different. One was black and the other was burgundy. I sat in his chair feeling mortified and nobody said a word about them! I’ve never felt so old or stupid!

GandT Wed 06-Dec-17 18:10:40

Forgetting the hour change and arriving an hour early for a squash session. At least I didn't miss it!

Cherrytree59 Wed 06-Dec-17 18:22:38

Pouring Orange juice in the fabric softener compartment drawer if the washing machine.
Talking away to my sister, biting into the dog biscuit that I was supposed to feeding her dog!blush

granh1 Wed 06-Dec-17 19:05:00

Before we went on holiday, I put my house and car keys in a safe place as I didn't need them. It was such a safe place - I didn't find them for about 6 weeks - not funny really!!

quizqueen Thu 07-Dec-17 01:33:41

Sadly, I have been known on occasion to call my daughter by my first dog's name (Sandy). The dog died in 1989!!!!

Lilylilo Thu 07-Dec-17 07:29:21

My mother lived with us in her last years - one day she met my husband Jack on the stairs 'have you seen Jack anywhere?' she said 'no' he said 'I'll ask Lily where he is'
I'm still not sure whose senior moment that was!

Lilylilo Thu 07-Dec-17 07:32:05

I did fed the cat very early one morning - *she looked rather ungrateful and I didn't realise until later that the wet uneaten brown lumps in her dish were old used teabags!

Grannymoz Thu 07-Dec-17 07:37:43

I put the kettle in the fridge

McGilchrist41 Thu 07-Dec-17 10:39:14

Myy mother was in a care home where she had a pet budgie in her room. My nephew went to visit her and noticed that the budgie had died and was lying in the bottom of the cadge. He assumed my mother had not noticed and went out and got a similar new budgie and put it in the cage. My mother returned to her room threw her hands together and said," there's been a miracle." As the budgie had come back to life.

grandmaz Thu 07-Dec-17 10:55:37

Whilst having a chat with a dear friend, who visited me, I accidentally triggered the 'recline' feature on my armchair and was so engrossed in what I was telling her that I didn't cotton on to the fact that I was gradually sinking down out of sight below the table which sat between her chair and mine...she was laughing so much when I disappeared from view that she couldnt speak for about ten minutes, she just kept pointing at me and weeping with laughter every time she opened her mouth to speak. I now keep the control in the pocket of the chair! blush

craftergran Thu 07-Dec-17 11:04:40

Husband and I went to his diabetic clinic to keep an appointment. The receptionist could find no record of his appointment and wondered whether we had come to the wrong building.

She asked to his appointment letter which he was holding in his hand and he duly handed it over.

We were, she informed us, one month early !!

philatel Thu 07-Dec-17 11:11:09

Arriving a day early for a medical appointment - felt so stupid.

Grannyart234 Thu 07-Dec-17 11:20:29

Forgetting my newly retired husband was at home, when I finished work and then went for a wander around the local shopping centre. He had made a pot of tea ready for when I got home but I didn't arrive as expected and turned up two hours later completely oblivious to the fact he was at home not at work.

samben Thu 07-Dec-17 11:22:49

Coming out of the supermarket and walking around the car park pretending that I remember exactly where I parked the car.

annodomini Thu 07-Dec-17 11:41:36

A day early, philatel? I turned up for a hair appointment a whole week early. blush

hereshoping Thu 07-Dec-17 11:42:47

Went to the Co-op this morning, bought 2 four pint milks and packed in separate bags, got home to find I'd left one bag on the floor in the shop. And that's the second time that I've done that.
Oh dear

GrannyA11i Thu 07-Dec-17 12:02:18

Trying to multi task at a busy time of year I was going to lunch with a friend. As she arrived In her car up I picked up my handbag and a plastic bag of rubbish to put in the bin on the way out..... we were going down the road when I uncharitably thought how her car smelled disgusting .... eventually noticed I had my handbag and a rather full plastic bag on my knee .......

Pamaga Thu 07-Dec-17 12:48:35

I was on a National Express travelling from London to Winchester. Shortly before my destination I decided to use the on-board loo. I assumed that, when I locked the door, the light would go on. Wrong! I was plunged into darkness, groping around for a light switch and worried I might pull the emergency cord in my panic. I ended up banging on the door until some kind chap came down the aisle and let me out to the amusement of other passengers.

mumofmadboys Thu 07-Dec-17 13:09:42

A friend's dad came out with 'All my mother's sisters were women' but he does have dementia. Made me smile though.

obag Thu 07-Dec-17 14:34:16

Blocking my own mobile number on my landline, then wondering why I couldn't phone home to get my husband to pick me up from the hairdressers.

Adotty1 Thu 07-Dec-17 17:04:08

I was pulled over by a policeman. He reached onto the roof of my car and handed me my handbag. I had put the bag there before getting into the car and driving off.......