Ideas wanted for putting 630 pupils into separate rooms with no more than 15 to a room, and 2 metres of space between children, when 42 rooms are not available, even using the library and staffrooms. Detailed instructions for managing the movement of all persons around the building without coming any closer to one another than 2 metres must be included. Answers on a postcard, please, addressed to B Johnson esq, c/o 10 Downing Street. The winner will be offered the post of Education Minister, with immediate effect. Second prize will be the post of Prime Minister, also with immediate effect.
Heatwave Recovery, taking care of yourself.
Hosepipe ban, why is this not nationwide?
Govt announces Ukrainian style scheme to bring thousands more migrants to UK
