I cannot recommend the arse bump, as suggested by MissAdventure, it didn't go down terribly well with my pals. First one I tried it with is less than half my size. I nearly knocked her into the middle of next week. A simple smile and "How do?" from now on I think.
Honestly, my house is such a mess


and hope I don't blow my cover............I once, many years ago, did "Oops Upside your Head" with Ken Livingstone (others were involved as well, it wasn't just me and him!) At least we weren't facing each other
Perhaps we could use this dance as a "mass greeting" to avoid everyone having to bump arses or elbows!"
