I cannot recommend the arse bump, as suggested by MissAdventure, it didn't go down terribly well with my pals. First one I tried it with is less than half my size. I nearly knocked her into the middle of next week. A simple smile and "How do?" from now on I think.
Have you even unknowingly put your foot in it?
Why do restaurants and takeaways close so early now?
Sometimes it’s just the small things that press the bruise isn’t it? 😢
Unite the Kingdom and Pro Palestine marches Cup 16th May 2026


and hope I don't blow my cover............I once, many years ago, did "Oops Upside your Head" with Ken Livingstone (others were involved as well, it wasn't just me and him!) At least we weren't facing each other
Perhaps we could use this dance as a "mass greeting" to avoid everyone having to bump arses or elbows!"
