Grammaretto, your family gathering sounds such fun. If all my family gathered, we'd fit in a phone box. 
"Ladies a Plate" was written at the end of every invitation to a public and church event so people would bring food to share.
There are numerous (but probably apocryphal) stories about new immigrants taking empty plates, possibly in the hope of filling them to bring home 
ixion Hitting the crossbar must be the most frustrating thing ever.
What do they need? Better training or better players? You should spearhead a cheerleading team: short frilly dresses, low cut tops, lots of sparkles and sexy dancing.
Mamissimo My Dil keeps dressing Gubbins hopefully in pink, princess-like clothing but so far, I think she'd rather be the Dragon 
No Doodle I confess I've not, so far, been for a walk today. I meant to as it dawned sunny but as it's rained without a break for 3 weeks, the laundry became more important. And then Dil requested low-sugar muesli bars for packed lunches and Banana Loaf ditto, so that's filled the rest of my morning.
I get my new cooker next week, it'll be a relief to turn it on and get the temperature I intended.
Meanwhile, yesterday's minor disaster - no wi-fi, possibly weather related.
And more sadly, I lost an earring with a little silver elephant charm, a favourite. It was in my ear when I left home but by 10am it had gone. 
I'm looking forward to seeing both grandchildren tomorrow. 