Fiction and reality

what did she say then? I don't go on Twitter, so was it amusing?

Things like this, rose:

@Joannechocolat: .@Jwknock @Andrew_Culture @BerniKennedy Tell him that stories are tattooed skin; decorated on the surface, but real blood & bone underneath.

@Joannechocolat: .@Macbutton Magic is the power to change - other people, oneself, the world. The trappings are fiction. The magic is real.

I tried copying and pasting to give you the full story but it got too complicated. The thing is, Noel Gallagher (who?) said reading fiction is a waste of fucking time and Joanne said he came across in his article as a "humongous knob bucket". Her fear is that because he is famous (he is?!?) it might put people, especially young men, of reading even more than they are put off already.

I was just enjoying her play with words and found her tweets very effective communications.

Ha ha! Noel Gallagher is such a daft git! (Oasis, bags)

For someone who can write good lyrics, his ignorance is impressive.

I don't know no Oasis. Truly, my ignorance of pop culture is profound.

I live in a part of Didsbury, just up the road from Burnage, home of the Gallagher Bros. In his teens, my DS was a friend and contemporary of Liam who was often to be found in my home, smoking fags and putting his feet up on my table - grrrr. Our cocker spaniel of that time was a very well behaved dog, but when Liam arrived, couldn't resist humping his leg - the only person he ever did that to! I was thinking of selling my story to the Sun - bad boy Liam in cocker spaniel sex romp - but, sadly, decided against it!

Sorry bags - nothing to do with culture!

.....and after aaaalllll, you're my Wonderwaaaa aaa allll (Wonderwall)

Don't know what you're missing, bags

True genius!

Local scrotes!!!

So pleased I'm not the only one on here who has an Oasis CD ( when)
After reading the thread about women " deferring to men " I thought I had entered a parallel universe.